How far is it from Bugtussle to Calgary???
Sex doll swiped from Calgary shop
By Dave Dormer, QMI Agency
CALGARY -- This alleged thief must have been feeling a little frisky Wednesday night, swiping a pricey torso from a southeast sex shop.
Police said that a man went into the Little Shop of Pleasures on Macleod Trail at about 9:40 p.m. and make off with the sex doll worth $460.
"The male went southeast through a parking lot and jumped a fence carrying the torso like a football," said Insp. James Hardy.
Staff at the store declined to comment.
The suspect is described as a white man in his early 40s. He was wearing a grey sweatshirt and a beige jacket.
Hardy called it one of the more interesting thefts he's investigated recently.
"You can definitely say that," he said.
Anyone with information is asked to call police at 403-266-1234.
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Bob is still running :lmao: :lmao:
Yeah, makes one wonder how you would sell something like that.... what do you say in your ad
FOR SALE : slightly used lifelike female torso ??
or
FOR SALE : never used lifelike female torso, all accessories included ?
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At least he wasn't wearing his Red Smoking Jacket!
That would have been a dead give-away.
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The suspect was heard to say "We're going home, Sugarbritches. We're going home! Bwahahaha!"
What did I miss?
Ive been up north!
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QuoteBob Cordell - 3/25/2011 11:37 AM
What did I miss?
Ive been up north!
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Hope it was a successful trip.
Headline:
Hardened Criminal Sticks Up Sex Shop
:lmao: @ all!!
You reckon he'll get a stiff sentence?
I can see it now: At the trial he walks up and hands the DA $50. When the DA tells him who he is, the guy says "I thought they said 'Prostitutor'!"
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Take off (with a sex doll) to the great white north.
I can hear Bob now:
This sex doll shyt is not all it's blown up to be!
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bytches
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This whole thread is hilarious... :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Shes actually pretty hot...
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She dont have alot to say, everythings pretty much my way! I can stop and drink a beer and she dont give a damn, cold bytch!
QuoteBob Cordell - 3/25/2011 2:37 PM
What did I miss?
Ive been up north!
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:confused: Up north? I thought you were searching for a certain, shall we say, somewhat humid patch down south...
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:lmao: Laughing at this entire thread. Bob's such a good sport.
Freaking Hilarious! :lmao: :lmao:
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You know she even likes cigars: They make her melt all over.
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Well when they catch him, I would like to be there to hear him explain to his cell mate why he is in there
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Well, nobody esle has hit upon it yet.... They never said it was a female torso! :-0 LOL
Its been a fairly long winter up here,when the fine weather hits gotta do what comes up first and I guess sex was first then hunting was next. :lmao: :lmao:
Resurrection via SPAMMER :spammer: :spamcan: :spammer: :spamcan: :spammer: :spamcan:
They never specified if it was a human or Moose torso. Being Calgary, that is something that should be clarified.
:spammer: on his way to the ban list.
And he is banned.
-Paul
:hityou: "waving bye-bye....with a hammer"......................to the knoggin'
I have a feeling the pic he attempted to post is not safe work....I'll check when I get home tonight and let you know.
QuoteCfickter - 4/10/2017 7:24 AM
Well when they catch him, I would like to be there to hear him explain to his cell mate why he is in there
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Quotesexdolluk - 7/25/2017 7:06 AM
Silicone love doll is as unpretentious as they come and she will give you the outright finest kind of companionship and the out-and-out best kind of sexual stimulation and satisfaction. You can enjoy the feel of your special girl, since she belongs only to you.
How about banning this classy poster? :spammer:
Quoteheadfirst - 7/25/2017 9:46 AM
How about banning this classy poster? :spammer:
I am sure that is well on the way.
Ban stick has been called in, everyone brace for impact.
do it!
Target eliminated.
Sorry to have to report they were not willing to give us a CG discount code, therefore they are BANNED!
-Paul
QuoteSenorPablo - 7/25/2017 12:14 PM
Sorry to have to report they were not willing to give us a CG discount code, therefore they are BANNED!
-Paul
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QuoteSenorPablo - 7/25/2017 12:14 PM
Sorry to have to report they were not willing to give us a CG discount code, therefore they are BANNED!
-Paul
Now that's funny!
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QuoteSenorPablo - 7/25/2017 1:14 PM
Sorry to have to report they were not willing to give us a CG discount code, therefore they are BANNED!
-Paul
Always looking out for our wallets, Paul! :thumbsup:
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