The hunter and the game warden.

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bigjohn20081983

10/08/2015 11:44 AM
A  hillbilly went hunting one day in West Virginia and bagged three ducks.  He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home  where he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn’t like  hillbillies.The game warden ordered to the hillbilly to show his hunting  license, and the hillbilly pulled out a valid West Virginia  hunting  license. The game warden looked at the license, then  reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and  said, “This duck ain’t from West Virginia . This is a Kentucky duck. You  got a Kentuckey huntin’ license, boy?” The hillbilly reached into his  wallet and produced a Kentucky hunting license.

The game warden  looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed  its butt, and said, “This ain’t no Kentucky duck. This duck’s from  Tennessee.  You got an Tennessee license?”
The hillbilly reached  into his wallet and produced an Tennessee  license. The warden then  reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said  This ain’t no Tennessee  duck. This here duck’s from Virginia. . You got  a Virginia. huntin’ license?”

Again the hillbilly reached into  his wallet and brought out a Virginia. hunting license. The game warden  was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the hillbilly  “Just where the hell are you from?

“The hillbilly turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said “You tell me, you’re the expert!!”
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10/08/2015 11:49 AM
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10/08/2015 12:56 PM
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10/08/2015 01:01 PM
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10/08/2015 01:19 PM
Three points of order here...actually four now that I think about it....


1. We are not hillbillies here in Kentucky. We prefer the term "Appalachian-American"
2. The picture does not portray Appalachian-Americans accurately. We don't carry the jug in the right hand and the dog is usually on the other side...unless you are left-handed like me.
3. You stole my avatar!
4. A West Virginia game warden wouldn't EVER be able to catch a Kentucky hunter!

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10/08/2015 02:54 PM
lmao to the joke and double lmao to Ken Kelley
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10/08/2015 02:58 PM
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10/08/2015 03:21 PM
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10/08/2015 03:24 PM
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10/08/2015 03:55 PM
QuoteKen Kelley - 10/8/2015  3:19 PM

Three points of order here...actually four now that I think about it....


1. We are not hillbillies here in Kentucky. We prefer the term "Appalachian-American"
2. The picture does not portray Appalachian-Americans accurately. We don't carry the jug in the right hand and the dog is usually on the other side...unless you are left-handed like me.
3. You stole my avatar!
4. A West Virginia game warden wouldn't EVER be able to catch a Kentucky hunter!

 :biggrin:

Lol man the first line I was thinking of putting Kens name in there but now a few scrolls and boom who responds no other than Ken. Wow pretty amazing...... :biggrin:
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10/08/2015 04:45 PM
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10/08/2015 05:07 PM

QuoteKen Kelley - 10/8/2015  5:19 PM  Three points of order here...actually four now that I think about it....   1. We are not hillbillies here in Kentucky. We prefer the term "Appalachian-American" 2. The picture does not portray Appalachian-Americans accurately. We don't carry the jug in the right hand and the dog is usually on the other side...unless you are left-handed like me. 3. You stole my avatar! 4. A West Virginia game warden wouldn't EVER be able to catch a Kentucky hunter!   :biggrin:

 

:biggrin: I didn't even think about it being your avatar. I just googled hillbilly catoons and it came up. 

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Maybe it's like becoming one with the cigar. You lose yourself in it; everything fades away: your worries, your problems, your thoughts. They fade into the smoke, and the cigar and you are at peace.

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Longhorn

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10/09/2015 03:42 AM Last Edit: 10/09/2015 03:43 AM by Longhorn
:lmao: at this entire thread!

Hey, Big John, tell Ken to get off your f'n lawn... stat!  

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10/09/2015 04:55 AM
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10/09/2015 08:18 AM
QuoteLonghorn - 10/8/2015  7:42 PM

:lmao: at this entire thread!

Hey, Big John, tell Ken to get off your f'n lawn... stat!  

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10/09/2015 02:50 PM
:lmao:  :lmao: @ Ken!

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