It has been a while since I sponsored any contests and I guess I really should have one of those fancy Guru names like some of you other esteemed members have, so here's your chance to win some sticks. Give me a name I can live with, whether sarcastic, fitting, or both. If I choose your entry you will win a fabulous prize chosen especially for you (probably just a fiver of my own cheap cigars )! In any event I may award runner up prizes to second and third places depending on the responses received.
No limit on entries and cut off date will be December 10, 2015.
If I can't decide on one we will run a poll for you all to decide my new handle.
Let the insults, I mean names, begin!