Haha nice, I was curious if it was gonna get read that way. Will say that would be a terrible terrible cigar....not sure how that would work out. As for the cider, wasn't really bitter at all. Tasted more of the lemongrass upfront with a nice finish of hoppiness. Definitely could smell the hops though when it was in the glass. Was surprised the lemongrass was more upfront. Also how can anyone slack off on ciders this time of the year!! :-P I have been on the hunt for all kinds of new ciders this year!