I lost my damn cutter!

Started by Bob Cordell, 09/28/2010 09:28 PM

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nwb

#25
09/29/2010 09:39 AM
Quotelowpro75 - 9/29/2010  10:38 AM

Go get yourself 50 good cutters, I'm sure the people stealing from you could use a few extras in case they lose them.

 :lmao:
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Bob Cordell

#26
09/29/2010 09:41 AM
I wonder if a Dremel with a fine grinder tip could make a nice little indentation on a parejo shaped cigar?



 :confused:
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#27
09/29/2010 10:08 AM
I'll need to remember the sharpened pencil trick, although I cut vs. punch.  I suppose you could use a sharp knife, especially with torpedos.
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Jackal

#28
09/29/2010 10:16 AM
QuoteBob Cordell - 9/29/2010  7:41 AM

I wonder if a Dremel with a fine grinder tip could make a nice little indentation on a parejo shaped cigar?



 :confused:

You could use the cutting wheel attachment for your torpedoes.

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akira

#29
09/29/2010 11:06 AM
QuoteBob Cordell - 9/29/2010  5:31 AM

No, I had about 3 cutters and every one of them now has disappeared!!!!!!


 :mad:

You need to find some new smoking buddies.
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.'" -Jack Handy

05Venturer

#30
12/06/2015 06:35 AM
Who the Hell stole Bob's cutter?
Seems like a mystery suitable for Scooby Doo and his cast of cartoon characters!!!  :lmao:

OR
maybe just a
Kent
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Mojo66

#31
12/06/2015 07:29 AM

So is this December's post whore thread?  :biggrin:

 

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toby2

#32
12/06/2015 07:35 AM
use your fingernail and light it with a match....

Longhorn

#33
12/06/2015 07:45 AM
QuoteMojo66 - 12/6/2015  11:29 AM

So is this December's post whore thread?  :biggrin:

 


 :lmao:

bmac7754

#34
12/06/2015 07:54 AM
Ruh Roh Kent
"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." - Mark Twain



05Venturer

#35
12/06/2015 07:56 AM
Quotebmac7754 - 12/6/2015  9:54 AM

Ruh Roh Kent

 :bigthumbs:  :bigthumbs:  :lmao:
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plnortham

#36
12/11/2015 05:58 AM
QuoteHot Stuff x - 9/28/2010  10:25 AM

QuoteBob Cordell - 9/28/2010 12:28 PM :mad: I had a real nice double blade guillotine cutter and somebody's  :mad: Some turd lifted my cutter! :mad:

At least someone didn't lift your turd cutter!  :biggrin:

I've been without a cutter a couple of times.  If I have a ball-point pen handy (the kind with a clicker on top), I un-screw the pen barrel, and use the male threaded end as a punch.  It's kind of shaped like a punch...just have to be careful because, no kidding, they're usually quite dull.  Gets the job done though.

I've also used a box cutter.  Didn't slice the cap, I used the corner of the cutter to cut a circle in the cap and then pinched off the part I cut out.

Also you can use a large nail as a punch.  Don't use a screw though, it'll grab the wrapper and tear the crap out of it.


Why do I feel like you've used a screw before and completely destroyed your cigar trying that!? I don't know wether to be sad or to laugh.  :confused:
Phil Northam

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plnortham

#37
12/11/2015 06:05 AM Last Edit: 12/11/2015 06:05 AM by plnortham
Hey, Bob! Check out this link:  http://www.cigargeeks.com/index.php?topic=38683.0

Jackal already did the work for you!  Now you know where to get cheap replacements  Ha!
Phil Northam

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C130Driver

#38
12/13/2015 03:35 PM
I've found if you use alternate means of cutting, you tend to be more successful if you moisten the tip first... that's what she said.
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bstessl

#39
12/13/2015 04:36 PM
did you ever get yourself a cutter Bob?
Smoking cigarettes is a habit, smoking a cigar is an event. - Brad Paisley

Mojo66

#40
12/13/2015 04:42 PM
Considering this is actually a 2010 Thread that Kent (our resident Jesus of threads) resurrected last week, I'm pretty confident Bob either found a new cutter by now, or he just plain quit smoking cigars since he could no longer cut them :biggrin:
"Life's too short to smoke bad cigars."

C130Driver

#41
12/13/2015 06:05 PM
You could just smoke it backwards I suppose. Then you wouldn't need to cut it.
I never can understand how anyone can not smoke it deprives a man of the best part of life. With a good cigar in his mouth a man is perfectly safe, nothing can touch him, literally.

Thomas Mann


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bstessl

#42
12/13/2015 06:13 PM
QuoteMojo66 - 12/13/2015  6:42 PM

Considering this is actually a 2010 Thread that Kent (our resident Jesus of threads) resurrected last week, I'm pretty confident Bob either found a new cutter by now, or he just plain quit smoking cigars since he could no longer cut them :biggrin:

HOLY HELL!  This just goes to show how much I pay attention!
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Brlesq

#43
12/13/2015 06:29 PM
Quotebstessl - 12/13/2015  9:13 PM

QuoteMojo66 - 12/13/2015  6:42 PM

Considering this is actually a 2010 Thread that Kent (our resident Jesus of threads) resurrected last week, I'm pretty confident Bob either found a new cutter by now, or he just plain quit smoking cigars since he could no longer cut them :biggrin:

HOLY HELL!  This just goes to show how much I pay attention!

 :lmao:  :lmao:

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#44
12/13/2015 06:54 PM
:biggrin:
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bmac7754

#45
12/13/2015 09:18 PM

QuoteMojo66 - 12/13/2015  7:42 PM  Considering this is actually a 2010 Thread that Kent (our resident Jesus of threads) resurrected last week, I'm pretty confident Bob either found a new cutter by now, or he just plain quit smoking cigars since he could no longer cut them :biggrin:

 The real question is how many more cutters since 2010 has Bob lost?

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." - Mark Twain



Hot Stuff x

#46
12/13/2015 10:23 PM

Quoteplnortham - 12/11/2015  11:58 PM  
QuoteHot Stuff x - 9/28/2010  10:25 AM    Why do I feel like you've used a screw before and completely destroyed your cigar trying that!? I don't know wether to be sad or to laugh.  :confused:

 

I didn't try it more than once!  I'm better about bringing a cutter along these days. 

LES
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plnortham

#47
12/16/2015 11:27 AM
QuoteHot Stuff x - 12/13/2015  2:23 AM

Quoteplnortham - 12/11/2015  11:58 PM  
QuoteHot Stuff x - 9/28/2010  10:25 AM    Why do I feel like you've used a screw before and completely destroyed your cigar trying that!? I don't know wether to be sad or to laugh.  :confused:

 

I didn't try it more than once!  I'm better about bringing a cutter along these days. 


Well thats good!   :dancing:
Phil Northam

"I never smoke to excess - that is, I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time." ~Mark Twain

"Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer." ~W.C. Fields

Ken Kelley

#48
12/16/2015 02:21 PM
QuoteMojo66 - 12/13/2015  8:42 AM

Considering this is actually a 2010 Thread that Kent (our resident Jesus of threads) resurrected last week, I'm pretty confident Bob either found a new cutter by now, or he just plain quit smoking cigars since he could no longer cut them :biggrin:



What REALLY happened (because I was there and I seen it) was that everybody got tired of his whining so we all sent him cutters just to shut him up!  :biggrin:
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plnortham

#49
12/16/2015 02:25 PM
If someone brought this thread back from the dead, from 5 years ago, I vote we use this thread for post whoring.  It seems that would have been the only purpose for resurrecting it.  :lmao:
Phil Northam

"I never smoke to excess - that is, I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time." ~Mark Twain

"Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer." ~W.C. Fields
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