An innocuous but suspicious looking box arrived via USPS at the school this morning bearing a return stamp with the name of the notorious mad-bomber, Jason A. Sherlock, aka "Jackal." Fearing the worst, I took the suspicious looking package to a broom closet, which is surrounded on three sides by a minimum of eight feet of solid concrete. Unfortunately, the fourth side has a 2-inch door, which opens on to the sophomore lockers.
Thank God the children were out on Easter vacation and weren't in any immediate danger.
Opening the box, I found a cryptic note from the fiend, along with the following five incendiary devices:
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I plan to stabilize the five devices for several weeks in a climate-controlled environment in a Spanish cedar lined container in one of my closets. Then, one-by-one, I will destroy each device with fire, rendering them harmless.
I will then report to Cigar Geeks my findings regarding destruction of each device.
Damn you, Jackal!!!