Take a look at my Humidor, she's the only one I've got
It's not much of a humidor, I never seem to get a lot
Take a jumbo across the water
Like to see Havana
See the fields in Pinar del Rio
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do
Could we have a cigar after breakfast
Mummy dear, Mummy dear
They got to have 'em in Texas
Cos everyone's a millionaire
I'm a winner, I'm a sinner
Do you want my autograph
I'm a boozer, what a smoker
I'm foisting my smokes upon you
While there's nothing better to do
Don't you look at my humidor
She's the only one I got
Not much of a humidor
Never seem to get a lot