I am good for a minimum of a cigar a day, herf days can raise that to two or three, weekends are three a day easy. So, thought I would take one day in my life and see what would happen if I went a whole day without a cigar. Fortunately I kept a journal.
6:15am – Waking up feeling good about this, pretty sure I can do this
6:20am – First cup of coffee, damn just remembered I bought this coffee at Leaf & Bean, not off to the best of starts
7:00am – On the way to work, still feeling pretty good. Pass a favorite B&M. Sure, I wasn’t going to smoke a cigar today but I guess it would be OK to visit some.
9:00am – Sitting in a meeting, really trying to focus.
10:00am – They bring the new intern around, Monica. She is wearing a blue dress.
12:00n – Out for lunch- the special of the day is a Cuban sandwich – WTF
6:00pm – Beginning to hallucinate - what is Jonathan Drew doing with my mom?
7:00pm – Squirrel!
7:30pm – Google herf starting up, don’t these Geek know what is going on!
9:00pm – Hallucinations are getting really bad, what is Hillary doing in my room and why is the only thing she has on is an Acid tattoo?
10:30pm – Only another hour and a half, self-medicating with Doritos.
12:01am – Lighting up my first cigar of the new day, I knew I could make it, Piece of cake