Sneakin'

Started by 87North, 10/20/2011 02:44 PM

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One afternoon two good ol' boys over in a Georgia trailer park were sittin' around talkin' over a cold beer after gettin' off work at the local chicken plant.

After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"

The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his haid, and squinted his eyes thinkin' real hard about the question.  Finally, he says,"Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even."
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