A traveling salesman stops by a farm and while talking to the farmer, a pig walks by bedecked in fancy ribbons. "What's with all the ribbons on that pig?", the salesman asks. "Oh, that's not your ordinary pig!", the farmer exclaims. "He's a hero! We had a fire a while back and he ran in and carried out our baby daughter!" The salesman was very impressed. Weeks later he returned to the farm to see the pig limping on wooden leg. "What happened to the pig?" asked the salesman. "Was he hurt in another rescue?" "Oh, no", replied the farmer, "a pig this special you don't eat all at once!".
