Apple Christmas

Started by akira, 12/27/2011 10:20 AM

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akira

12/27/2011 10:20 AM
A man finds out that his co-worker bought his wife an iPad for Christmas, the neighbor bought his wife an iPhone for Christmas and the dryer cleaner bough his daughter an iPod for Christmas.
Didn't want his wife to feel left out, he bought her an iRon for Christmas. She filed for divorce and now he's saying iPay.
Damn Apple

 :biggrin:
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.'" -Jack Handy

lubrix

#1
12/27/2011 10:32 AM
Horribly funny!.
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Guru of ruining the moment.

gitfiddl

#2
12/27/2011 10:35 AM
Cute! :lmao:
Self-appointed Guru of Pass Container Sizing,  All Things Midgetly Stripperish, and general "Stirrer of the Puddin'".

junglepete

#3
12/27/2011 10:47 AM
:biggrin:
Guru of Frugality

"It is your decisions, not your conditions that shape your life."  ~Tony Robbins~

ntanner

#4
12/27/2011 12:06 PM
:biggrin:
I am not concerned about what you think as I can tell you don't do it often.

I used to be a people person, but then people ruined that for me.

Every loaf of bread is a tragic story of a group of grains that could have become beer but didn't.

Beegerply

#5
12/27/2011 01:03 PM
:-)
Byron

Guru of small balls and big sticks
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"If there are no cigars in heaven I shall not go" Mark Twain

Hot Stuff x

#6
12/27/2011 01:06 PM
:shamebag:   :crazy:
LES
Guru of Morning Calm and Oriental Wisdom


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"So I feel like I've cheated on a wife or long time lover... this is your damn fault Les, you sent me that first Tatuaje!!!!!!  You introduced us!!"  - Bob Cordell

"You got me started on both the Liberty and the Christian's Blend, Les. Now my kids won't be able to go to college." - Brlesq
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