It's a, It's a, It's a..... duck and cover!

Started by 1sgjeffward, 03/31/2012 08:48 PM

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1sgjeffward

As I alluded to another thread with a random picture I have decided to go to work!!! In the good spirit of not allowing my fellow Retired Military and beloved BOTL Ken a.k.a. Alphairon (OK, OK maybe not BELOVED but he's a pretty good guy!) out do me and to step up my game since it has been challenged I'm going to work this weekend! And the extra Quick Grips are for your benefit Ken :lmao:

With one difference! My project is a top secret weapon to be unleashed upon a Veteran member upon completion! Since one thing all of you seem to share (me included!) is a very aggressive sense of curiosity I will leave you all living in fear! Upon completion it and another bomb the two of which I'm lovingly calling "Fat Man" and "Little Boy"  :biggrin: will be dropped!

There will be no further photos as I will be hard at work! And don't any of you bastages call the friggin ATF on me either cuz I know where you LIVE :notamused:!!! If the 2 members survive and choose to share then you will all be informed by them!

Last but not least If any of you can guess what it is that's coming within 2 days of the mailing date then you will become my next target :shooter:

**UPDATE**: Was picking Gorilla Glue off my fingers before and wasn't very specific. So for clarification guesses are open anytime as of now either posted or PM if you want your guess kept secret. I will post when the packages are loaded and shipped and you have 2 days after that. I want all guesses in before the packages arrive at the victim's homes! There are clues spread around in my posts so you just have to play Dick Tracy (Detective for those of you that are too young for that one!). To make it fair and impartial the Veteran that is the victim will select the winner if they choose to accept that mission!
Jeff

"Trust those who seek the truth but doubt those who say they have found it."

? André Gide

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nwb

Wow!  This looks like it could get very interesting.....
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billy82

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pferg

i see clamps, wood drill bits, glue, 120gritt sandpaper, chisels or possilby screwdrivers, and one cigar tube. you need more cigars for a project like this :confused:

Brlesq

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1sgjeffward

#8
Quotepferg - 3/31/2012  8:28 PM

i see clamps, wood drill bits, glue, 120gritt sandpaper, chisels or possilby screwdrivers, and one cigar tube. you need more cigars for a project like this :confused:

60,120 and 220 sandpaper, #0000 Steel wool set of Irwin wood files, Q-tips, what would life be without Gorilla Glue the Watco Danish Oil Natural (Ken is correct gives a much better finish!) somehow got cut out! And I smoked TWO while working today, 601 Green and Nica Libre Diplomatico :dancing:

Was picking Gorilla Glue off my fingers before and wasn't very specific. So for clarification guesses are open anytime as of now either posted or PM if you want your guess kept secret. I will post when the packages are loaded and shipped and you have 2 days after that. I want all guesses in before the packages arrive at the victim's homes! There are clues spread around in my posts so you just have to play Dick Tracy (Detective for those of you that are too young for that one!). To make it fair and impartial the Veteran that is the victim will select the winner if they choose to accept that mission!
Jeff

"Trust those who seek the truth but doubt those who say they have found it."

? André Gide

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Shukpaw

I'm right 98% of the time.  Who cares about the other 3%?

1sgjeffward

QuoteShukpaw - 3/31/2012  9:57 PM

Interesting.

Could be! Have had several good guesses so far!
Jeff

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? André Gide

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BigTA

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jharrisx5

Hmm...this will be fun to follow...I loves watchin fools get blowed up!
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1sgjeffward

#13
QuoteBigTA - 4/1/2012  12:13 AM

What, No blasting powder ????

Figured if I showed the timer, wires, detonator and actual explosives one of you Bastages really WOULD have called Home Land Security on me  :-0
Jeff

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? André Gide

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BXgreenhorn

Oh lord what have I gotten myself into  :-0

1sgjeffward

QuoteBXgreenhorn - 4/1/2012  6:16 AM

Oh lord what have I gotten myself into  :-0

Told ya curled up in the corner sucking your thumb begging for mercy :shades:
Jeff

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? André Gide

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BXgreenhorn


Ken Kelley

#17
QuoteHot Stuff x - 3/31/2012  10:10 PM

:confused:

Me too!  :confused:

All I know is that Jeff left some beaver food in one of my threads and the beaver ain't showed up yet to claim it.  :biggrin:
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1sgjeffward

QuoteAlphairon - 4/1/2012  4:10 PM

QuoteHot Stuff x - 3/31/2012  10:10 PM

:confused:

Me too!  :confused:

All I know is that Jeff left some beaver food in one of my threads and the beaver ain't showed up yet to claim it.  :biggrin:

That's why its called a "SECRET project" :shades:

I'm just devious and spread the clues around in different threads!
Jeff

"Trust those who seek the truth but doubt those who say they have found it."

? André Gide

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Ken Kelley

QuoteBigTA - 4/1/2012  2:13 AM

What, No blasting powder ????


Blasting powder is so 1890! Det cord works a lot better and is much tidier!
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1sgjeffward

QuoteAlphairon - 4/1/2012  4:10 PM

QuoteHot Stuff x - 3/31/2012  10:10 PM

:confused:

Me too!  :confused:

All I know is that Jeff left some beaver food in one of my threads and the beaver ain't showed up yet to claim it.  :biggrin:

AHHHH... but can you IDENTIFY what kind of Beaver food????

I don't have any powder just this funny looking Playdough stuff :confused:
Jeff

"Trust those who seek the truth but doubt those who say they have found it."

? André Gide

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Ken Kelley

Quote1sgjeffward - 4/1/2012  8:13 PM

QuoteAlphairon - 4/1/2012  4:10 PM

QuoteHot Stuff x - 3/31/2012  10:10 PM

:confused:

Me too!  :confused:

All I know is that Jeff left some beaver food in one of my threads and the beaver ain't showed up yet to claim it.  :biggrin:

AHHHH... but can you IDENTIFY what kind of Beaver food????

I don't have any powder just this funny looking Playdough stuff :confused:


Well, I believe that may be a segment of Populus tremuloides, or as most people know it, Quaking Aspen.

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nwb

Are the above posts in English?  I'm more confused now than I was before......
Chief of Shaft

1sgjeffward

#23
QuoteAlphairon - 4/1/2012  6:24 PM


AHHHH... but can you IDENTIFY what kind of Beaver food????

I don't have any powder just this funny looking Playdough stuff :confused:


Well, I believe that may be a segment of Populus tremuloides, or as most people know it, Quaking Aspen.

[/QUOTE]

Very good Little observed fact about the Aspen is that it's a cloned tree, meaning it reproduces exact specimens of itself on top of the same, old roots! Pando (Latin for "I spread"), or The Trembling Giant, is a clonal colony of a single male Quaking Aspen (Populus tremuloides) determined to be a single living organism by genetic  markers and one massive underground root system. Estimated to weigh collectively 6,000,000 kg making it the heaviest known organism on the planet. The root system of Pando, at an estimated 80,000 years old (some estimates are much highter), is among the oldest known living organisms.

So when you see an Aspen Grove, like the one I have around my house down south, large portions or all of it are actually 1 tree duplicated again and again! That particular tree shown was part of the dead and down ones I cut every year. It's had about 3 years air drying time.
Jeff

"Trust those who seek the truth but doubt those who say they have found it."

? André Gide

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1sgjeffward

Quotenwb - 4/1/2012  6:39 PM

Are the above posts in English?  I'm more confused now than I was before......

English version: It's a picture of an Aspen tree trunk :shades:
Jeff

"Trust those who seek the truth but doubt those who say they have found it."

? André Gide

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