It's seems for some unknown reason I have been intentionally and maliciously target by a terrorist organization that has been hiding in our midst!!
It seems that the meek and unassuming GARCAR turns out to be the Grand Assembled Regents of Clandestine Armament Retaliation a.k.a. the Corn Bread Mafia 
GARCAR for some reason decided to put out a contract on me and send the following goons to the house to pay me a little visit!
Directing this operation was the Garcalator himself and the other heads of smoke:
Gen. Artuo Fuente from the House of Double Chateau in Double Corona
Maj. Romeo & his devious mistress Julieta in the 6th vintage Triangular Quadrant
The Honorable Sir Camacho Corojo from the infamous 8/22nd Torpedo Brigade
Col. Jaime Garcia of Nicaragua, the son of legendary master strategist Don Pepin Garcia
African Mercenary Don Lino of the Gordito Torpedo clan
You have my vote for best creatively written bomb of the year!!!! And thanks for at least having enough mercy to include the Band Aid it stopped the bleeding long enough for me to seek medical attention 
