All ya'll biatches DUCK!

Started by 1sgjeffward, 05/07/2012 02:23 PM

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1sgjeffward

05/07/2012 02:23 PM
All ya'll thought it was FUNNY when my budget ran out last month! Now I have been forced to adopt a KILL EM ALL policy biatches :meansmoke:
Jeff

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CrazyK

#1
05/07/2012 02:24 PM
INCOMING!!! That is quite a salvo you have unleashed!
CrazyK
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Bob Cordell

#2
05/07/2012 02:36 PM
:-0
"I bet there's rich folks eating in fancy dining cars,
They're probably drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars"

Brlesq

#3
05/07/2012 02:41 PM
I saw "Biatches" in the title and though that Bob was finally bombing someone.  But I think he spells it differently, which is surprising because I'm sure he uses the extra syllable when he speaks it.   :biggrin:
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1sgjeffward

#4
05/07/2012 02:46 PM
QuoteBrlesq - 5/7/2012  1:41 PM

I saw "Biatches" in the title and though that Bob was finally bombing someone.  But I think he spells it differently, which is surprising because I'm sure he uses the extra syllable when he speaks it.   :biggrin:

But you HAVE to love his name line :lmao:

I vote for yours being Guru of "Back off the Beetles Biatches!".  Has a Dirty Dr. Seuss ring to it :lmao:
Jeff

"Trust those who seek the truth but doubt those who say they have found it."

? André Gide

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mike.casey

#5
05/07/2012 02:58 PM
Go get em Jeff!!!
Life is hard. It's harder when you're stupid. -John Wayne-

I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em.
Ron White

Him and his kind get more endangered everyday, and pretty soon the species will just up and fade away. Like the smoke from that torpedo... just up and fade away. -Old Hippie, Bellamy Brothers-

lubrix

#6
05/07/2012 03:24 PM
Serious damage will be done!.
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Guru of ruining the moment.

horrido

#7
05/07/2012 04:15 PM
Ummmmmm, so your shipping out your stash. Hope robbing banks aren't next to support your habits......
"As you approach thirty, you have a thirty ring gauge; as you approach fifty, you have a fifty ring gauge."
-- Cuban saying

Waffles

#8
05/07/2012 04:27 PM
Aww hell, he is bring out the big guns(by guns I mean boxes).

mike.casey

#9
05/07/2012 04:36 PM
Thats a Big@$$ cigar in the back...
Life is hard. It's harder when you're stupid. -John Wayne-

I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em.
Ron White

Him and his kind get more endangered everyday, and pretty soon the species will just up and fade away. Like the smoke from that torpedo... just up and fade away. -Old Hippie, Bellamy Brothers-

irratebass

#10
05/07/2012 04:47 PM
No worries, i'm safe......but all you others....WATCH OUT!
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doubleott05

#11
05/07/2012 05:24 PM
oh jeez top is at it again
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Cfickter

#12
05/07/2012 05:31 PM
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MT21

#13
05/07/2012 05:32 PM
There will be more carnage than we've ever experienced before.
"Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment."

Gurkha free zone.



DonM

#14
05/07/2012 05:48 PM
:lmao:  :lmao: Retired 1SG's don't scare me, hell the active duty ones didn't either  :biggrin:

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RoscozRevenge

#15
05/07/2012 06:10 PM

Canada Post shall protect me with their inflated shipping rates and ridiculous shared boxes that are placed outside most conventional blast radiuses.

 :moon:

"If anyone gets nosy, just...you know... shoot 'em. "
-Malcolm Reynolds

uplander12ga

#16
05/07/2012 06:29 PM
:-0 Good god man!!! Have you no sympathy for your intended targets??? :lmao:
Maybe it's like becoming one with the cigar. You lose yourself in it, everything fades away, your worries, your problems, your thoughts. They fade into the smoke, and the cigar and you are at peace. ~Raul Julia

1sgjeffward

#17
05/07/2012 08:05 PM
QuoteDonM - 5/7/2012  4:48 PM

:lmao:  :lmao: Retired 1SG's don't scare me, hell the active duty ones didn't either  :biggrin:

Your impertinence, derogatory tone and lack of AWE will be punished :shades:
Jeff

"Trust those who seek the truth but doubt those who say they have found it."

? André Gide

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uplander12ga

#18
05/07/2012 08:12 PM
Get em Sarge!!! :dancing:
Maybe it's like becoming one with the cigar. You lose yourself in it, everything fades away, your worries, your problems, your thoughts. They fade into the smoke, and the cigar and you are at peace. ~Raul Julia

nwb

#19
05/07/2012 08:43 PM
Dayum....that's some serious ordnance.
Chief of Shaft

PETE314

#20
05/07/2012 08:46 PM
:-0  
:bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:
I thought I was wrong once....but I was mistaken....

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Herfin' Chef

#21
05/07/2012 08:58 PM
I aint Skeered....(much)
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87North

#22
05/07/2012 10:18 PM
Give 'em Hell!!  :biggrin:
Guru of "Sarcastic Wit and Folksy Wisdom"

James2012

#23
05/08/2012 05:52 AM
grab your flack jackets and kevlar boys!!!

Robert LG

#24
05/08/2012 06:20 AM
Wow! :-0
Rob
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