A Glass of Wine

Started by Brlesq, 06/18/2012 11:46 AM

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Brlesq

For all my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.
And for those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. Coli) bacteria found in feces.  In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.  :drinking:

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine/Liquor = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of $hit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service.
:cheers:  :drinking:
Bruce
Chief Enabler 
Guru of Decorum & Sarcasm


Hey! How come Habana is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?

A day without whiskey is like . . . just kidding, I have no idea!


lubrix

Thanks for the info.
----
Guru of ruining the moment.

nwb

:biggrin:

I like your thinking.
Chief of Shaft

CrazyK

:lmao: :lmao: Fantastic logic! I like it a lot!
CrazyK
--------------------------
Simia demulcta mitis

pferg

hmm, good to know i have a reason to drink tonight  :beer:

cocon

#5
Thanks for putting it all in perspective!! :biggrin:
WOOOOO - Ric Flair

Train, say your prayers, and eat your vitamins - Hulk Hogan

DonM

#6
Thanks for keeping our health in mind and turning us into wino's :biggrin:

"The Curmudgeon"













toby2

I'll drink to that.

Bob Cordell

I feel so much better about my so called "bad habit" now!
"I bet there's rich folks eating in fancy dining cars,
They're probably drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars"

87North

Guru of "Sarcastic Wit and Folksy Wisdom"

sullivan8078

-David
"Ceiling fan stirs the air, cigar smoke did swirl."- J.B.


akira

Valid point there.  Sounds good to me.
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.'" -Jack Handy

Rebecca Silverwolf

Always good to be able to justify a few extra cocktails...  :martini:
"Well, we may not have parted on the best of terms. I realize certain words were exchanged. Also certain... bullets."

"If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed."

-Captain Malcolm Reynolds

BXgreenhorn

Thanks for the info...lol


   
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