These look interesting. I did laugh when they said you could use it with the cello still on the cigar. Hopefully it's more of a puncturing action than a punching action otherwise you'd get little bits of cello deep in the cigar. Also, I'm curious how far down the side of the torpedo the holes from the outside pins put the holes. You might have to have that thing pretty deep in your mouth to get all the holes in your mouth. That's what she said.