A cute little girl walks in to a local pet store... Seeing her come in, the shop owner leans down and puts his hands on his knees and says, " You sure are a cute thing... How can I help you today?" The cute little girl, with her pigtail bouncing says with the cutest little lisp, " I would wike a wittle bunny wabbit!!!" The shop owner is just overcome with the cuteness of this little girl... He says, mimicking her, " Would you like a Brown wittle bunny wabbit, or a white wittle bunny wabbit?"
The little girl looks up at him with her beautiful little brown eyes and says..." I don't fink my Boa Constrictor gives a s**t...."
