Spaghetti

Started by Beegerply, 02/27/2013 03:08 PM

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Beegerply

SPAGHETTI

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said he would pay
her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.
If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support
until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born..
To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and
write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child
support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
'Honey, she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.'

'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife obeyed
and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written:

Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.

Three with meatballs, two without.

Send extra sauce.
Byron

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Heh! That joke is as old as I am! Did you find it on a stone tablet someplace?  :biggrin:
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:lmao: :lmao: I'd have a heart attack if I got a card like that.:lmao:

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Beegerply

QuoteAlphairon - 2/27/2013  3:25 PM

Heh! That joke is as old as I am! Did you find it on a stone tablet someplace?  :biggrin:



Next to your headstone haha :biggrin:
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Yep that there will make ya pass out :lmao:
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