Wow, it IS Bacon we're taliking about:
Oscar Mayer Original Bacon will satisfy your desire for perfection, package after package. Like the love of your sweetheart, we'll always be true.
Hours of real hardwood smoke and bold, briny bearing go into every strip. Because like a cold, loveless embrace, liquid smoke has no place in your life.
Can hardly decide if I want bacon OR cigars for father's day... why not both