This morning on the interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a Cadillac doing 80 mph with her face up next to the rear view mirror putting on her makeup.
I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over into my lane still working on that makeup!
I'm a man so I don't scare easy but she scared me so much I dropped my electric razor which knocked my donut out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees on the steering wheel I knocked my cell phone loose from my ear. The cell phone fell in the coffee cup between my legs which then splashed scalding hot coffee all over Big Johnson and the Twins, ruined my trousers, and disconnected a very important call!
Damn women drivers!
