A man married his high school sweetheart and things were great for the first few months. Then 1 day he was out in the garage (man cave) having a cigar and fiddling with his pipes and such. His wife comes out and says I think its about time you quit smoking cigars and pipes and get rid of all that stuff. Husband turns to her and says " That is exactly what my ex-wife said."
With a puzzled look on her face his wife says "I didn't know you were married before??"
His answer "I wasn't."
