Old Cliffy always wanted a pair of authentic
cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to JeanMarie, "Notice anything different about me?"
JeanMarie looked him over, and said "Nope.
"Frustrated, Old Cliffy stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asked JeanMarie, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"
JeanMarie looked up and said in her best deadpan, "Cliff, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Cliffy yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARIE?"
"Nope, don't have a clue", JeanMarie replied.
"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS !!"
Without missing a beat JeanMarie replied,
"You shoulda bought a hat, Cliff, you shoulda bought a hat."
