These two old who'res were sitting in a bar on West Peachtree when in stumbles a guy, sweat pouring off his face and shaking like leaves on a tree in a thunderstorm. The two old who'res ask "What in the world is wrong with you"? He says, y'all know anything about dildos? They say, yeah. He says, one about 12 inches long and pink? They say, yeah sure, why? He says, do y'all know to turn one off?
