Well it looks like Jackal was the winner by far. Winning entry
“I walked into the room and she was wearing nothing but a smoking jacket; in one hand she had a bottle of cheap whiskey and the other held a can of Natty Lite. She sees Bob Cordell and all I could think was "Oh crap, I am in Bugtussle during family reunion time".
Not sure how Bob always seems to get worked into these.
Will get the winning sent to Jason