Baby contest

Started by Smurf, 06/15/2014 07:45 PM

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Otter

#50
07/08/2014 03:38 PM
Moving to 12 July 7 lbs 6 oz (3kg)
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dddddmorgan

#51
07/08/2014 03:39 PM
As a father with three kids I'm an expert on getting those babies out, none of ours came on time.
First you get a quart of Castor Oil.
Second, have wife drink Castor Oil.
Third, drive down any available rutted dirt road(the rougher the better) as fast as you can in your old pickup with wife firmly strapped I n.
This has a 100% guaranteed rate of success???not necessarily of getting the baby out. Seems when you try to get the oil down her and tell her your brilliant scheme she gets so mad and runs after you it induces labor ;-)
Molon Labe!

Newbhunter

#52
07/08/2014 04:06 PM
July 10, 7.5lbs is my new guess...

Remodelx15

#53
07/08/2014 04:15 PM
Ok...let's keep the weight at 7 pounds 4 ounces and move the date to 7/11.  Hope she's hanging in there!
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Smurf

#54
07/08/2014 06:17 PM
QuoteNewbhunter - 6/23/2014  3:18 PM

QuoteSmurf - 6/16/2014  6:50 PM

QuoteNewbhunter - 6/16/2014  9:23 AM

June 30, 8lbs.

BTW keep me posted, when your baby sees the world, it'll be time for a celebratory herf, I'll bring a DPG My Father Flor de las Antillas (appropriate isn't it?).

Yes indeed I ordered a few boxes of my father Le bijou and once we have a name, I plan on removing the le bijou label and replace it with her name and dob

Nice pretty cool deal u got going on there, but shouldn't WE be giving YOU cigars instead? I'll still bring you one  ;-)

im ok with that :biggrin:
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Shukpaw

#55
07/09/2014 01:07 AM
Congrats.

I'll go with 7/11, 7lb, 11oz.
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benchjockey

#56
07/09/2014 03:28 AM
July 14    7 lbs.  4 oz.
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Cfickter

#57
07/09/2014 04:48 AM
If it is not too late I will jump in at July 12th, 8lbs even
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nwb

#58
07/09/2014 06:42 AM
QuoteSmurf - 7/8/2014  4:54 PM
Quotenwb - 7/8/2014  3:10 PM
Your wife must be pretty miserable...
She is starting to get a bit worried. The little one  is cozy and doesn't want to come out..

Well, we will keep you in our thoughts and prayers.

After a couple of months of sleep deprivation, you will miss these extra days of sleep.... :biggrin:
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Smurf

#59
07/09/2014 11:11 AM
Quotenwb - 7/9/2014  9:42 AM

QuoteSmurf - 7/8/2014  4:54 PM
Quotenwb - 7/8/2014  3:10 PM
Your wife must be pretty miserable...
She is starting to get a bit worried. The little one  is cozy and doesn't want to come out..

Well, we will keep you in our thoughts and prayers.

After a couple of months of sleep deprivation, you will miss these extra days of sleep.... :biggrin:


so I have been hearing.... :cry:
orbis non sufficit

Mojo66

#60
07/09/2014 12:27 PM
Both my children came kinda late. Both times, labor had to be induced with Pitocin but it all turned out great.

I, on the other end, came almost two months in advance in the 60's and look what it did :biggrin:  

So, better a little later than too soon.

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nwb

#61
07/09/2014 12:32 PM
QuoteMojo66 - 7/9/2014  3:27 PM
Both my children came kinda late. Both times, labor had to be induced with Pitocin but it all turned out great.
I, on the other end, came almost two months in advance in the 60's and look what it did :biggrin:  
So, better a little later than too soon.

My wife went full term and they induced her on the due date.  Our daughter has been one of the healthiest children I've seen.

So yes, it is usually better to go a little longer than sooner.
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nirab

#62
07/11/2014 09:02 AM
I wonder if Eric's lack of recent activity is due to him being at the hospital, waiting for that baby to arrive today?
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Remodelx15

#63
07/11/2014 09:33 AM
I hope so!  His wife must certainly be ready to get this done with! :)
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Vroomp

#64
07/11/2014 11:38 AM

Hope she can hold out for 2 more days! :biggrin:

 

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Smurf

#65
07/14/2014 06:24 AM
Well folks it has happened. yesterday @ 4;50 pm
July 13th 6lb 10oz.....
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nwb

#66
07/14/2014 06:26 AM
Congrats on the new addition to the family! :dancing: Hope all is well with mom and baby!
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lubrix

#67
07/14/2014 06:30 AM
Congrats!,wish you all my best!.
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Mojo66

#68
07/14/2014 06:35 AM
Hey man that's good news, very happy for you.

We had the chance to spend your last evening as a non daddy with you, that's cool.

Congratulations Éric, the "smurfette" has arrived :dancing:
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Newbhunter

#69
07/14/2014 06:38 AM
Nice! Congrats Eric!

junglepete

#70
07/14/2014 06:39 AM
Congrats Eric!!! Cigars all around then...oh we did that already  :biggrin:
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nirab

#71
07/14/2014 06:39 AM
Congratulations!!  :bigthumbs:  :bigthumbs:
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"When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That is my religion." - Abraham Lincoln

"It is possible to live happily in the here and now. So many conditions of happiness are available - more than enough for you to be happy right now." -

Thich Nhat Hanh

"There is a principle which is a bar against all information, which is proof against all arguments, and which cannot fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance - that principle is contempt prior to investigation."

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Smurf

#72
07/14/2014 06:46 AM
Well congrats to Vroomp looks like he is the winner!
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StogieDad

#73
07/14/2014 06:59 AM
Congrats on the baby Eric!  Nothing like being a Dad!
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nwb

#74
07/14/2014 07:18 AM
QuoteStogieDad - 7/14/2014  9:59 AM
 Nothing like being a Dad!

 :word:
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