The Curmudgeon Pass

Started by DonM, 08/01/2014 12:10 PM

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amigodecigars

#50
08/02/2014 12:15 PM

Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked, the good fortune to remember the ones I do, and  the eyesight to tell the difference.
"There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel."  Franklin Pierce Adams

gitfiddl

#51
08/02/2014 01:03 PM
Y'all can all kiss my big fat white Republican gun-totin' God-afearin' raghead camel jockey hatin' beef and pork eatin' grits-lovin' somewhat freckled arse!

A couple of ATT U-Verse solicitors rang my doorbell about an hour ago.  They couldn't understand the word "NO".  I told them to pack sand and slammed the door in their faces.  Little dude rang the doorbell AGAIN.  I told him I was insured and if I let Missy and d'Artagnan, he'd need an ambulance...
Self-appointed Guru of Pass Container Sizing,  All Things Midgetly Stripperish, and general "Stirrer of the Puddin'".

DonM

#52
08/02/2014 01:22 PM
:bigthumbs: well said!

So the next ? Is why aren't all you curmudgeon tight wad a$$es joining in on the pass?  What, you think you are some kind of special and too good to join a pass?  Man up and hit request!  Take those panties off and act like you got a pair or do you?  You ain't got a hair on your a$$ if you don't. What you just got a bikini wax job?

"The Curmudgeon"












Brlesq

#53
08/02/2014 02:17 PM
You put too many damned cigars in to start!  This thing will cost us a fortune to ship!  Take some out and start with 12-15.  Is this your first pass ever?

Bruce
Chief Enabler 
Guru of Decorum & Sarcasm

Hey! How come Habana is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?

A day without whiskey is like . . . just kidding, I have no idea!

DonM

#54
08/02/2014 02:44 PM
QuoteBrlesq - 8/2/2014  5:17 PM

You put too many damned cigars in to start!  This thing will cost us a fortune to ship!  Take some out and start with 12-15.  Is this your first pass ever?


Wtf you cheap bastid.  I give you a selection in the pass and you whine like a bytch cause you might have to pay some postage?  Yea your curmudgeon a$$ belongs in this pass :biggrin:

"The Curmudgeon"












Brlesq

#55
08/02/2014 02:51 PM
OK, I'm in, but only 'cuz my good friend, a REAL curmudgeon, just joined.  Didn't want to do this alone and have to babysit for for 'ya!
Bruce
Chief Enabler 
Guru of Decorum & Sarcasm

Hey! How come Habana is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?

A day without whiskey is like . . . just kidding, I have no idea!

DonM

#56
08/02/2014 03:13 PM
Babysit?  What you a hen sitting on eggs in the chicken coop?

I would like to get to 15 and let this one fly so some of you sorry a$$es need to hit request, what you need to get permission from the wife?  Put on your man britches and hit request!

"The Curmudgeon"












nwb

#57
08/02/2014 04:08 PM
The little guy below kept coming in my yard and taking a shyt.  He won't be doing that anymore.  Don't know if that is qualification enough to join the pass, but then again, I don't give a shyt what you all think.
Chief of Shaft

DonM

#58
08/02/2014 04:32 PM
Quotenwb - 8/2/2014  7:08 PM

The little guy below kept coming in my yard and taking a shyt.  He won't be doing that anymore.  Don't know if that is qualification enough to join the pass, but then again, I don't give a shyt what you all think.

 :lmao: yea I think that definitely qualifies for the "get off my lawn" prerequisite :biggrin:

"The Curmudgeon"












DonM

#59
08/03/2014 06:38 AM
So what, you want a personal invitation?  Oh I know you want me to front you some cigars for the pass too.  Maybe a girly girl to entertain you.  Keep dreaming cupcake, just hit request

"The Curmudgeon"












dddddmorgan

#60
08/03/2014 06:57 AM

Alrighty, since I'm in this candy a$$ pass as well as the newb pass I went and got two boxes of Kentucky Cheerroots...be happy.

 

Molon Labe!

Brlesq

#61
08/03/2014 09:27 AM
The cop thing reminded me that we need to invite this guy into the pass:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_JtFBnFS1Y
Bruce
Chief Enabler 
Guru of Decorum & Sarcasm

Hey! How come Habana is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?

A day without whiskey is like . . . just kidding, I have no idea!

05Venturer

#62
08/03/2014 09:58 AM Last Edit: 08/03/2014 09:58 AM by 05Venturer
QuoteBrlesq - 8/3/2014  11:27 AM

The cop thing reminded me that we need to invite this guy into the pass:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_JtFBnFS1Y

 :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao: is that Don or Ken??
Kent
 Guru of Cynicism & Cigars

"Pump the brakes; you take your shirt off but leave your sunglasses on?" "What sort of backwards !@#$ing pageantry is that?" "You going to fight with those shades or play pokerstars.com?"

DonM

#63
08/03/2014 10:08 AM
QuoteBrlesq - 8/3/2014  12:27 PM

The cop thing reminded me that we need to invite this guy into the pass:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_JtFBnFS1Y

 :lmao:

"The Curmudgeon"












gitfiddl

#64
08/03/2014 03:25 PM
QuoteBrlesq - 8/2/2014  5:17 PM

You put too many damned cigars in to start!  This thing will cost us a fortune to ship!  Take some out and start with 12-15.  Is this your first pass ever?


I might need to learn the boy about shipping costs, huh?

Self-appointed Guru of Pass Container Sizing,  All Things Midgetly Stripperish, and general "Stirrer of the Puddin'".

05Venturer

#65
08/03/2014 03:27 PM
Quotegitfiddl - 8/3/2014  5:25 PM

QuoteBrlesq - 8/2/2014  5:17 PM

You put too many damned cigars in to start!  This thing will cost us a fortune to ship!  Take some out and start with 12-15.  Is this your first pass ever?


I might need to learn the boy about shipping costs, huh?


 :bigthumbs:  :lmao:
Kent
 Guru of Cynicism & Cigars

"Pump the brakes; you take your shirt off but leave your sunglasses on?" "What sort of backwards !@#$ing pageantry is that?" "You going to fight with those shades or play pokerstars.com?"

Cfickter

#66
08/03/2014 04:06 PM
Yeah, I would join but I know I wouldn't like it and then I would be behind Bruce and that is not where I want to be.  then there is the whole dealing with the USPS thing, I know I would be disappointed.
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DonM

#67
08/03/2014 04:48 PM Last Edit: 08/03/2014 04:51 PM by DonM
I am hearing a lot of excuses, none of em are any good :angry:

The pass order can be changed, oh and the postage, suppose you want prepaid postage now :lmao:

"The Curmudgeon"












Brlesq

#68
08/03/2014 04:54 PM
QuoteDonM - 8/3/2014  7:48 PM
 oh and the postage, suppose you want prepaid postage now :lmao:

I already asked you for that above.  I knew you were old, but your short term memory is really fading fast!

 :snoring:

Bruce
Chief Enabler 
Guru of Decorum & Sarcasm

Hey! How come Habana is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?

A day without whiskey is like . . . just kidding, I have no idea!

05Venturer

#69
08/03/2014 04:55 PM
Kwityerbitchin and hop on the Gerf
Kent
 Guru of Cynicism & Cigars

"Pump the brakes; you take your shirt off but leave your sunglasses on?" "What sort of backwards !@#$ing pageantry is that?" "You going to fight with those shades or play pokerstars.com?"

DonM

#70
08/03/2014 05:09 PM
You all are something else  :biggrin:

"The Curmudgeon"












05Venturer

#71
08/04/2014 04:31 AM
:angry:  :angry:  :angry:  :angry:
Kent
 Guru of Cynicism & Cigars

"Pump the brakes; you take your shirt off but leave your sunglasses on?" "What sort of backwards !@#$ing pageantry is that?" "You going to fight with those shades or play pokerstars.com?"

StogieDad

#72
08/04/2014 04:45 AM
Geez, can we all just shut up and get this pass rolling?  I'm going to roll past Curmudgeon into DEAD if it takes much longer....
"I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form."
-- Winston Churchill

"It has been my experience that folks who have no vices, have very few virtues."
-- Abraham Lincoln

"I call this turf 'n' turf. It's a 16 oz T-bone and a 24 oz porterhouse. Also, whiskey and a cigar. I am going to consume all of this at the same time because I am a free American."
-- Ron Swanson

gitfiddl

#73
08/04/2014 05:22 AM
QuoteCfickter - 8/3/2014  7:06 PM

Yeah, I would join but I know I wouldn't like it and then I would be behind Bruce and that is not where I want to be.  then there is the whole dealing with the USPS thing, I know I would be disappointed.

I'd rather be behind Bruce that in front of him.  You never know if it's his cane of his dillywacker!

Self-appointed Guru of Pass Container Sizing,  All Things Midgetly Stripperish, and general "Stirrer of the Puddin'".

Brlesq

#74
08/04/2014 05:38 AM Last Edit: 08/04/2014 05:38 AM by Brlesq
Quotegitfiddl - 8/4/2014  8:22 AM

QuoteCfickter - 8/3/2014  7:06 PM

Yeah, I would join but I know I wouldn't like it and then I would be behind Bruce and that is not where I want to be.  then there is the whole dealing with the USPS thing, I know I would be disappointed.

I'd rather be behind Bruce that in front of him.  You never know if it's his cane of his dillywacker!


Well my eyesight ain't so good anymore, and with your long hair and flowered shirts, I get a little confused down there sometimes.   :confused:

Bruce
Chief Enabler 
Guru of Decorum & Sarcasm

Hey! How come Habana is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?

A day without whiskey is like . . . just kidding, I have no idea!
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