gotta love The Onion Hilarious

Started by 05Venturer, 02/12/2015 12:33 PM

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05Venturer

02/12/2015 12:33 PM
Kent
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"Pump the brakes; you take your shirt off but leave your sunglasses on?" "What sort of backwards !@#$ing pageantry is that?" "You going to fight with those shades or play pokerstars.com?"

DonM

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02/12/2015 12:40 PM
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mpurtle01

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02/12/2015 01:14 PM
:confused:

Otter

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02/12/2015 02:47 PM
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#4
02/12/2015 02:48 PM
Come on Kent, we all know you've got a gimp outfit :lmao:
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Cfickter

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02/12/2015 03:07 PM
i guess I will be careful when Kent asks to show me his garage!
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Caveman Steve

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02/12/2015 03:25 PM

QuoteCfickter - 2/12/2015  6:07 PM  i guess I will be careful when Kent asks to show me his garage!

Gotta be careful in Wisconsin.  They have a lot of serial killers there.   :biggrin:

The "Onion" is hilarious. 

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05Venturer

#7
02/12/2015 04:11 PM
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Kent
 Guru of Cynicism & Cigars

"Pump the brakes; you take your shirt off but leave your sunglasses on?" "What sort of backwards !@#$ing pageantry is that?" "You going to fight with those shades or play pokerstars.com?"

biggsy16

#8
02/12/2015 06:22 PM
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05Venturer

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02/12/2015 07:50 PM
Quotebiggsy16 - 2/12/2015  8:22 PM

Special K

How did ya know LOL
Kent
 Guru of Cynicism & Cigars

"Pump the brakes; you take your shirt off but leave your sunglasses on?" "What sort of backwards !@#$ing pageantry is that?" "You going to fight with those shades or play pokerstars.com?"

cajun600

#10
02/12/2015 08:31 PM
LOL

McBryde

#11
02/12/2015 10:27 PM
I like my 50 shades of grey post better, LOL.

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Jackal

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02/12/2015 11:16 PM
Don't know what is going on.  It just kept redirecting my browser to a Wendys ad.

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05Venturer

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02/13/2015 03:09 AM
QuoteJackal - 2/13/2015  1:16 AM

Don't know what is going on.  It just kept redirecting my browser to a Wendys ad.

Perhaps your computer is sayin "snack time"  :confused:  :lmao:
Kent
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"Pump the brakes; you take your shirt off but leave your sunglasses on?" "What sort of backwards !@#$ing pageantry is that?" "You going to fight with those shades or play pokerstars.com?"

Beegerply

#14
02/13/2015 11:18 AM
Quote05Venturer - 2/13/2015  5:09 AM

QuoteJackal - 2/13/2015  1:16 AM

Don't know what is going on.  It just kept redirecting my browser to a Wendys ad.

Perhaps your computer is sayin "snack time"  :confused:  :lmao:

Or where the beef  :biggrin:
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