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Started by Anthony, 10/07/2009 08:43 AM

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Anthony

#50
10/09/2009 05:02 PM
Quotelowpro75 - 10/9/2009  1:00 PM

Has everyone met Craig Schmidt? He's from Michigan and likes to trade. I'm also pretty sure he's got a profile on another cigar site.............he also enjoys using the "Copy/Paste" feature............. :lmao:

Not just a profile... it's his "well known and respected user bio"
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gitfiddl

#51
10/09/2009 05:26 PM
Craig who? :-0
Self-appointed Guru of Pass Container Sizing,  All Things Midgetly Stripperish, and general "Stirrer of the Puddin'".

nwb

#52
10/09/2009 09:31 PM
This is all that's left......


Chief of Shaft

Anthony

#53
10/09/2009 11:51 PM Last Edit: 10/10/2009 12:01 AM by Anthony
Homing beacons show the bombs are sitting in the post office awaiting target acquisition...

Someone needs to make a little trip to the post office and retrieve their packages...    Unless he's figured us out and has gone into hiding...  :shamebag:


Oh, but don't worry... we know where you are..

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/funny-pictures-cat-watches-you.jpg>
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cmmayo

#54
10/10/2009 10:56 AM
:bump:

Post Office?!?!?

That almost sounds like the person has a P.O. Box......

 :?:  :whistle:
--Corey

I'M BACK, MF-ers!!!

qman22

#55
10/10/2009 02:09 PM Last Edit: 10/10/2009 02:13 PM by qman22
and boom goes the....

Lets GOOOOOOOO Mountaineers!

nwb

#56
10/10/2009 08:03 PM
I can see a certain someone getting a call soon from the PO:

"Sir/Madam, we can no longer accept anymore packages for you.  Please come get your sh%@."

 :-0

nwb
Chief of Shaft

Anthony

#57
10/10/2009 10:35 PM
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Anthony

#58
10/10/2009 10:39 PM
Well, latest intelligence repots confirm our target has skipped town for a few days in an apprent attempt to foil the strike.  Fear not, this will not deter the mission.  Our smartbomb technology will await his return
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nwb

#59
10/13/2009 09:16 PM
Anthony, do we have an ETA (estimated time of acceptance)?

nwb
Chief of Shaft

Anthony

#60
10/14/2009 12:18 AM
not til the end of the week I think  :sad:
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Hot Stuff x

#61
10/14/2009 03:12 AM
This actually works to our favor, because this ensures that all the ordnance is delivered on target at the same time!
LES
Guru of Morning Calm and Oriental Wisdom


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"So I feel like I've cheated on a wife or long time lover... this is your damn fault Les, you sent me that first Tatuaje!!!!!!  You introduced us!!"  - Bob Cordell

"You got me started on both the Liberty and the Christian's Blend, Les. Now my kids won't be able to go to college." - Brlesq

Anthony

#62
10/14/2009 04:03 AM
and it least it's not summer...
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nwb

#63
10/14/2009 06:59 AM
QuoteAnthony - 10/14/2009  5:03 AM

and it least it's not summer...

My thoughts exactly.

nwb
Chief of Shaft

cmmayo

#64
10/14/2009 05:59 PM
QuoteAnthony - 10/7/2009  8:43 AM


Someone may need the following info in the near future:

http://anthonydimattia.com/Cigar/mailbomb.jpg>


AND SHOULD PROBABLY HAVE THE FOLLOWING TOOLS NEAR-BY:


A Handy Book:

http://anthonydimattia.com/Cigar/howtodefuse.jpg>


Nifty Wire Cutters:

http://www.beadandbuttonbazaar.com/images/side%20cutters.jpg>


Sweet Bomb Suit:

http://www.tsa.gov/graphics/images/weekly/121508_lead_art.jpg>


 :whistle:

What was all this about, anyway? A week is a long time for me--I have the memory of a goldfish. A large, non-swimming, cigar-smoking goldfish.
--Corey

I'M BACK, MF-ers!!!

gitfiddl

#65
10/14/2009 06:08 PM
Crap!  I don't know if I put a humi-pack in my box! :-0
Self-appointed Guru of Pass Container Sizing,  All Things Midgetly Stripperish, and general "Stirrer of the Puddin'".

Anthony

#66
10/21/2009 07:28 AM
Don't want anyone to forget... there is a time bomb ticking out there somewhere... :whistle:

http://aintsuperstitious.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/timebomb.jpg>
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junglepete

#67
10/21/2009 08:01 AM
It's a good thing the bomb was fitted with a delayed reaction fuse system. Any idea when it's set to go off?  :shades:
Guru of Frugality

"It is your decisions, not your conditions that shape your life."  ~Tony Robbins~

Anthony

#68
10/21/2009 08:19 AM
Well, I don't want to give anything away... but I think I hear Europe's Final Countdown[/b] playing somewhere in the background....
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lowpro75

#69
10/21/2009 08:20 AM
Probably when someone visits his/her P.O. Box. :confused:
Guru of Sensitivity.  

The Herf of Havertown.

SenorPablo

#70
10/21/2009 09:33 AM
:lmao: You know i've been reading this thread, waiting with anticipation to find out who the recipient was.  And in hind set, now that I read back over it, I am confirming my own suspicions that I am one dense mofo.  :confused:

Let me just confirm that you guys successfully hit this target.  My PO has been leveled.  It will take weeks to clean up the mess left by this assault.

Not sure if anyone else is going to get hit by this coordinated assault as well, but I want to say thanks so much to all you terrorists!  Hopefully tonight i'll get some pictures up of the destruction!

 :bigthumbs:
Twenty years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope.  Now we have no jobs, no cash and no hope. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die!

Samhain2000

#71
10/21/2009 09:36 AM
QuoteSenorPablo - 10/21/2009  9:33 AM

:lmao: You know i've been reading this thread, waiting with anticipation to find out who the recipient was.  And in hind set, now that I read back over it, I am confirming my own suspicions that I am one dense mofo.  :confused:

Let me just confirm that you guys successfully hit this target.  My PO has been leveled.  It will take weeks to clean up the mess left by this assault.

Not sure if anyone else is going to get hit by this coordinated assault as well, but I want to say thanks so much to all you terrorists!  Hopefully tonight i'll get some pictures up of the destruction!

 :bigthumbs:

Right on!!
A cigar is like a gun, you never know when you'll need one.

Anthony

#72
10/21/2009 09:39 AM
Must see pics of the destruction, once you make your way out of the rubble of course... :dancing:
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cmmayo

#73
10/21/2009 09:52 AM
:thumbsup:
--Corey

I'M BACK, MF-ers!!!

JKG

#74
10/21/2009 03:32 PM
If the target site isn't secured soon, there will be 50 mail carriers puffing away as they drive their wrong-sided cars delivering mail.
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