Little Johnny

Started by 360, 10/14/2009 06:59 PM

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360

Little Johnny . . .
 
I know the "Little Johnny" jokes are popular. but you may have not
heard this one!!!
 
Little Johnny comes through again
 
Just some history points to brighten your day.
 
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History.
 
Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"
 
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Johnny, a bright Navajo
Indian boy, who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.
 
'Very good!'
 
Who said, 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People,
shall not perish from the Earth?'
 
Again, no response except from Little Johnny, 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863'.
 
The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed,
Little Johnny knows more about history than you do.'
 
She heard a loud whisper: 'Screw the Indians'
 
'Who said that?' she demanded.
 
Little Johnny put his hand up, 'General Custer, 1862.'
 
At that point, a student in the back said 'I'm gonna puke.'
 
The teacher glares around and asks, 'All right!!! Now who said that!?'
 
Again, Little Johnny says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'
 
Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'
 
Little Johnny jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the
teacher, 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!'
 
The teacher fainted.
 
And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said,
'Oh s**t, We're screwed!'
 
Little Johnny said quietly, "The American people, November 4, 2008"
I'm running for President. Please vote for me!

Jackal


I'll do what I will and I'll drink what I please
I'll smoke what I like 'till I cough and I wheeze
I'll drink and I'll whore and every pleasure realize
For this time tomorrow I may die


ljlemer

Quote360 - 10/14/2009  7:59 PM
 
'Oh s**t, We're screwed!'
 
Little Johnny said quietly, "The American people, November 4, 2008"

He got the year wrong. That was Nov 2000.
"Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil".

Thomas Mann

DonM


"The Curmudgeon"













Bob Cordell

"I bet there's rich folks eating in fancy dining cars,
They're probably drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars"

mountedshriner

2008 is definitely correct!! :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote!" -- Benjamin Franklin


rkarkada

#6
2008 is the right year!  :lmao:  :lmao:

ljlemer

Quoterkarkada - 10/15/2009  1:10 PM

2008 is the right year!  :lmao:  :lmao:

I have proof!
"Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil".

Thomas Mann

Jackal

:lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:

I think that we have been Fu*ked multiple times.  2008 was just one of the most recent.

I'll do what I will and I'll drink what I please
I'll smoke what I like 'till I cough and I wheeze
I'll drink and I'll whore and every pleasure realize
For this time tomorrow I may die



   
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