Black Panties

Started by 360, 10/15/2009 08:33 AM

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Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.

Her daughter immediately replied, "Mum! I have someone for you to meet.."

Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend away..

Their first night there, she undressed as he did. There she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties; he was in his birthday suit.

Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?"

She replied: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning."

He knew he was not getting lucky that night.

The following night was the same- she stood there wearing the black panties,
and he was in his birthday suit-
but now he was wearing a black condom.

She looked at him and asked: "What's with the black condom?"

He replied, "I want to offer my deepest condolences.."
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ljlemer

I thought the punchline would be his thing was in mourning cause it couldn't get any. Was she wearing black lipstick?
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gitfiddl

I find the whole "Black Panties" thing to be racist and otherwise derisive of our President and his wife!  How dare y'all refer to the First Lady's undergarments in such a manner... :-0



Sorry, I couldn't resist.  :shades:
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ljlemer

Quoteljlemer - 10/15/2009  4:02 PM

Was she wearing black lipstick?

They didn't say. We have no way to know if her mouth was in mourning too.
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Quoteljlemer - 10/15/2009  7:57 PM

Quoteljlemer - 10/15/2009  4:02 PM

Was she wearing black lipstick?

They didn't say. We have no way to know if her mouth was in mourning too.

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Quotegitfiddl - 10/15/2009  6:52 PM

I find the whole "Black Panties" thing to be racist and otherwise derisive of our President and his wife!  How dare y'all refer to the First Lady's undergarments in such a manner... :-0



Sorry, I couldn't resist.  :shades:

What , you know first hand she is partial to another color? :lmao:

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Sorry, did I say that out loud?

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