New Way to Conceal Carry

Started by Longhorn, 09/13/2015 06:35 AM

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Longhorn

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Woman with pistol in vagina charged with unlawful carry

WACO, Texas — Officers searching a woman after a traffic stop found a fully loaded pistol in her vagina, Waco police said.

http://www.wfaa.com/story/news/crime/2015/09/08/woman-with-pistol-in-vagina-charged-with-unlawful-carry/71888032/


ntanner

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I have heard about this, STP (sexually transmitted pistol), often resulting in early discharge. :crazy:
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I guess its better than in her rear?
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appollo

I don't know what to say on this one  :-)

jharrisx5

We call that the prison purse....

On guys their version is the prison pocket...



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bmac7754

Quotentanner - 9/13/2015  11:13 AM  I have heard about this, STP (sexually transmitted pistol), often resulting in early discharge. :crazy:

 


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horrido

Quoteappollo - 9/13/2015  9:50 AM

I don't know what to say on this one  :-)

Only in America :?:
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Thank goodness she doesn't own a 44 magnum
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Quotebmac7754 - 9/13/2015  1:09 PM

Quotentanner - 9/13/2015  11:13 AM  I have heard about this, STP (sexually transmitted pistol), often resulting in early discharge. :crazy:

 


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Go ahead, try and "snatch" my pistola :lmao:

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McBryde

QuoteDonM - 9/13/2015  6:08 PM

Go ahead, try and "snatch" my pistola :lmao:


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Hey I remember the good ole days of coming back to Cali form the mexico border and seeing s**t like that all the time. :LMAO: needed a good laugh this morning
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