Micro Chip Implant

Started by 360, 10/23/2009 12:03 AM

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10/23/2009 12:03 AM Last Edit: 10/23/2009 12:09 AM by 360
THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists.
The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead.
When properly installed, it will allow the one implanted, to speak to God.  
It comes in various sizes:

The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician.
The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches and nausea, are temporary.
Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.
Please enjoy the security we provide for you.
Best regards,

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ljlemer

#1
10/23/2009 12:31 AM
Those are Macro chips.
"Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil".

Thomas Mann

DonM

#2
10/23/2009 06:05 AM
Macro but effective!


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gitfiddl

#3
10/23/2009 07:13 AM
Roger that!
Self-appointed Guru of Pass Container Sizing,  All Things Midgetly Stripperish, and general "Stirrer of the Puddin'".

mcdimond

#4
10/23/2009 07:54 AM
Quote360 - 10/22/2009  10:03 PM

Side effects, like headaches and nausea, are temporary.

Very temporary :lmao:
Michael


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Ken Kelley

#5
10/23/2009 08:02 AM
And here's my favorite syringe!!!

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gitfiddl

#6
10/23/2009 08:14 AM
QuoteAlphairon - 10/23/2009  9:02 AM

And here's my favorite syringe!!!


Too bad you can't use it in Calfornia...You gotta love Ronnie Barrett! :shades:
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mountedshriner

#7
10/23/2009 09:04 AM
I just returned from a meeting w/my ammo manufacturer/supplier in Montana. They do custom loads as well. He had an area set up just for custom 50 Cal. Loads. Since they do a "full length re-sizing" of the cases it takes a 4 ton press to accomplish this feat. Very impressive indeed. We went out and destroyed some boulders w/a Barrett 50 Wednesday afternoon and I must say it is a very impressive piece of artillery!!
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stogie_foggie

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10/23/2009 11:13 AM
Quotemountedshriner - 10/23/2009  8:04 AM

I just returned from a meeting w/my ammo manufacturer/supplier in Montana. They do custom loads as well. He had an area set up just for custom 50 Cal. Loads. Since they do a "full length re-sizing" of the cases it takes a 4 ton press to accomplish this feat. Very impressive indeed. We went out and destroyed some boulders w/a Barrett 50 Wednesday afternoon and I must say it is a very impressive piece of artillery!!

Have Bob send you the video of the .50 cal ricochet.  Scary as hell.  I would, but don't have it anymore.
"... watch how much evil, which we call crime..."  - Ray Lewis

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