Friday Funny - Vasectomy

Started by jeffpodraza@me.com, 10/09/2015 11:52 AM

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jeffpodraza@me.com

10/09/2015 11:52 AM
I thought when I got my vasectomy, it would keep my wife from getting pregnant...

Apparently it just changes the color of the baby...



Have a great weekend all.


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#1
10/09/2015 12:21 PM
LMAO I truly hope that just a joke
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#2
10/09/2015 12:47 PM
:-0
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#3
10/09/2015 12:50 PM
:lmao:
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#4
10/09/2015 01:22 PM
:lmao:
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10/09/2015 01:35 PM
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#6
10/09/2015 01:55 PM
:lmao:

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#7
10/09/2015 02:50 PM
:lmao:
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#8
10/09/2015 02:51 PM
:lmao:

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#9
10/09/2015 03:12 PM
You learn more by listening then you do from talking.

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#10
10/09/2015 04:04 PM
Oh my... :lmao:

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#11
10/09/2015 05:27 PM
LOL!
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#12
10/09/2015 06:33 PM
:-0

 :lmao:  :lmao:
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#13
10/10/2015 09:30 AM
:lmao:
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