So I got a nice H. Upmann glass ashtray along with a 5-pack of the 1844 Toros. The entire bottom of the round ashtray sports a fine H. Upmann logo - it looks really nice. I wasn't interested in the ashtray, but it looks so good I decided to keep it. However, on the side is a surgeon general's warning. Damn. I tried to remove this objectionable notice with acetone, lacquer thinner, turpentine, and denatured alcohol. I even tried a citrus-based label removal solution (Goof Off, I believe). Nothing worked, not even a little bit. I really want to use this thing but I won't without that nefarious warning staring me in the face. Does anyone have any idea what I can use to remove this printing? I'm thinking methyl ethyl ketone, but before I head down to the hardware store I'd like to see if anyone else out there has tried this, and what their experience has been. Thanks in advance!