How NOT to review a Cigar

Started by 05Venturer, 09/08/2016 06:19 PM

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05Venturer

09/08/2016 06:19 PM
WTF

Kent
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"Pump the brakes; you take your shirt off but leave your sunglasses on?" "What sort of backwards !@#$ing pageantry is that?" "You going to fight with those shades or play pokerstars.com?"

tvolball

#1
09/08/2016 06:37 PM
What a goober
"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer"

Brlesq

#2
09/08/2016 06:39 PM
13 minutes just to get it lit!  :lmao:

I doubt this drunk even remembers that he posted this!
Bruce
Chief Enabler 
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Hey! How come Habana is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?

A day without whiskey is like . . . just kidding, I have no idea!

McBryde

#3
09/08/2016 06:51 PM
"Yeahhhhhhhhhh, dat's whats up!..........................Awe !@#%$!" LOL

E

"A man's character is told by what he does when nobody else is around."

"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading" -- Thomas Jefferson

raize

#4
09/08/2016 06:59 PM
Dude, where do I get one of those sweet !@#%$in dragon nails?!?!
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1029henry

#5
09/09/2016 12:32 AM
Wow. I'm embarrassed for him. Dude was inhaling every puff. Betcha he barfed after filming this.
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Vroomp

#6
09/09/2016 05:37 AM
I need to get me some of them Churchill Robertos~! :lmao:  :lmao:
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shakinghorizons

#7
09/09/2016 08:24 AM
Bahahahhahahhhahahahaahahahaha - thanks for posting!

jagfandaddy

#8
09/09/2016 08:49 AM
Dude looks like Curtis Armstrong "booger" from Revenge of the Nerds
"Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle."
 George Burns

runewolf

#9
09/09/2016 02:09 PM
Seriously, 35 minutes of this?  after 5 I was done with this guy lol
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ninfiction

#10
09/09/2016 03:07 PM
Well he cut it correctly so there's that...I couldn't watch past that, there is something seriously wrong with that guy
This is not the admin you're looking for...

DonM

#11
09/09/2016 05:30 PM
After all your comments, I couldn't watch it, life is too short :lmao:

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appollo

#12
09/09/2016 05:41 PM
This guy is a hoot.It certainly burns like a 1.00 stick When he inhales the smoke it doesn't come back.He did have one interesting concept it was the weed in the cigar but then I think they call it a joint  :lmao:

bstessl

#13
09/10/2016 12:50 AM
I'm telling myself this is Nick Kroll (AKA Ruxin from "The League") spoofing a review... lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjcZpJ3YPk
Smoking cigarettes is a habit, smoking a cigar is an event. - Brad Paisley

Rebecca Silverwolf

#14
09/10/2016 02:33 AM
Seriously, for the last ten minutes he is just zoned out and not saying anything.

Pretty sure this dude is majorly stoned while filming this. I kept hoping his lighter would explode, or he would catch himself on fire, or something.
"Well, we may not have parted on the best of terms. I realize certain words were exchanged. Also certain... bullets."

"If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed."

-Captain Malcolm Reynolds

Jackal

#15
09/10/2016 02:36 AM Last Edit: 09/10/2016 02:41 AM by Jackal
Sitting in my parents' garage, stoned off my ass, sporting my killer dew rag, drinking my Mucho Mango dollar iced tea and puffing on a fine Churchill Roberto cigar that I got for $1.98 at the liquor store next to the gas station.  

Livin' the Dream, Yo.

I'll do what I will and I'll drink what I please
I'll smoke what I like 'till I cough and I wheeze
I'll drink and I'll whore and every pleasure realize
For this time tomorrow I may die

Cfickter

#16
09/10/2016 06:42 AM
"It got plastic on it that you peel off"
OMG, no wonder he spent 1.86 on a cigar, like reviewed a new Ferrari and saying "it has door that you open"
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Cigary

#17
09/10/2016 07:14 AM Last Edit: 09/10/2016 07:19 AM by Cigary
Couldn't get past the eyeballs going in different directions...how does he ever get to the destination he's going ....it' s like lights on a car that aren't aligned properly where one is pointed in the right direction while the other light is shining up in the sky somewhere...guy needs a dimmer switch on his glasses to align those suckers....just some constructive criticism.   :angel:

bertf86

#18
09/10/2016 09:29 AM
Wow... just wow :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
"God damnit - I canoed it!" KingCobraJFS

headfirst

#19
09/10/2016 10:35 AM
:lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:

Here are some of his other video titles on the sidebar (typos included for effect):

Im depressed
I lost my job because of internet trolls
My godundme was flaged and taken down (THAT is my personal favorite, dude started a gofundme page for himself and got nailed :lmao:)

I think he has a bright future on youtube, GREAT entertainment!
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headfirst

#20
09/10/2016 10:56 AM
Ok ok, you guys have to watch the first 15 seconds of this!   :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:

When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name...
-Charles Spurgeon

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Dave S.

#21
09/10/2016 12:24 PM
Sorry, people, but this isn't funny.

The really bad news is that this guy probably drives and votes, and, someday, he'll be a parent.

Another of too many examples of why I'm a pessimist.

"There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry."

George Armstrong Custer

Brlesq

#22
09/10/2016 02:30 PM
QuoteDave S. - 9/10/2016  1:24 PM

Sorry, people, but this isn't funny.

The really bad news is that this guy probably drives and votes, and, someday, he'll be a parent.

Another of too many examples of why I'm a pessimist.


Dave?  Wow, haven't seen you in a long time.  Hope all is well!

Bruce
Chief Enabler 
Guru of Decorum & Sarcasm

Hey! How come Habana is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?

A day without whiskey is like . . . just kidding, I have no idea!

Brlesq

#23
09/10/2016 02:38 PM
Quoteheadfirst - 9/10/2016  11:56 AM

Ok ok, you guys have to watch the first 15 seconds of this!   :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:


 :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  

Bruce
Chief Enabler 
Guru of Decorum & Sarcasm

Hey! How come Habana is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?

A day without whiskey is like . . . just kidding, I have no idea!

Dave S.

#24
09/10/2016 04:00 PM
QuoteBrlesq - 9/10/2016  3:30 PM

QuoteDave S. - 9/10/2016  1:24 PM

Sorry, people, but this isn't funny.

The really bad news is that this guy probably drives and votes, and, someday, he'll be a parent.

Another of too many examples of why I'm a pessimist.


Dave?  Wow, haven't seen you in a long time.  Hope all is well!


Bruce--

Stopped smoking cigars for about five years, and just started again and returned to the site in March.

Dave
"There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry."

George Armstrong Custer

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