Merry Christmas everyone! From me to you, a Christmas joke!

Started by Vanilla Gorilla, 12/24/2017 09:31 AM

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Vanilla Gorilla

An 18 year old male walks into a drug store. He says "I've been invited to Christmas dinner at my new girlfriend's house. Afterwards I hope there is a chance I get lucky, you know what I mean" 

Clerk: "How about condoms then? They could come in handy. Here's a pack." The young man after paying walks to the door, stops, smiles, comes back: "you know what, the mom is also smoking hot, I think I'll take another pack, just in case I get extra lucky."

Christmas eve comes around, the boy sits at the dinner table and doesn't say a word. After a while his girlfriend says: "if I had known you were so quiet, I wouldn't have invited you." the young man replies "if you had told me your dad works at a drug store, I wouldn't have come."

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A 6 year old's prayer for grandpa, so cute

This is just too beautiful not to share.
 
Dear God, please send clothes
for all those poor ladies on
grandpa's computer. Amen


   
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