Ok, so I did screw up, but none of you !@#%$-sticks caught it.
10:59 PM EST is NOT 8:59 PST, its 7:59 PST. I'm not that surprised no one noticed. You were all so busy post whoring to enter my contest that you didn't catch the error. Accordingly, the winner is NOT McBryde, who posted too !@#%$ing late to matter. I know, time zones are hard whether you're in Eastern, Central, Mountain or Pacific. Oh, BTW, DST ends tonight, so "Fall Back and enjoy your extra hour of sleep." But you were all to busy beating your collective meat over my s**tty contest to remember thats tonight too, I bet.
For what is worth, the real winner as best as my post whoring brain can determine is Adwinistrator. Way to go.
You posted low effort content most effectively to win this contest!