After many weeks of intense negotiation, the owners of
Cigargeeks.com and Elon Musk have come to terms on a preliminary agreement to acquire the foremost internet's cigar juggernaut. Terms of the deal have not been released but rumors swirl that a box of Montecristo #2s and a Tesla (model S, not that butt ugly X or Y) may have changed hands. An announcement with more details of the new ownership's plans will be forthcoming shortly.
-Paul