Elon Musk buys CigarGeeks.com - blue checkmarks coming!

Started by SenorPablo, 04/01/2023 07:32 AM

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SenorPablo

04/01/2023 07:32 AM
After many weeks of intense negotiation, the owners of Cigargeeks.com and Elon Musk have come to terms on a preliminary agreement to acquire the foremost internet's cigar juggernaut.  Terms of the deal have not been released but rumors swirl that a box of Montecristo #2s and a Tesla (model S, not that butt ugly X or Y) may have changed hands.  An announcement with more details of the new ownership's plans will be forthcoming shortly.

-Paul

Twenty years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope.  Now we have no jobs, no cash and no hope. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die!

SenorPablo

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04/01/2023 07:32 AM
Happy April fools day!

-Paul
Twenty years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope.  Now we have no jobs, no cash and no hope. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die!

benchjockey

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04/01/2023 07:39 AM
Whew. For a while I was worried I would get laid off by Elon Musk.
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headfirst

#3
04/01/2023 09:00 AM
 :lmao:
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ntanner

#4
04/01/2023 09:09 AM
 :lmao:
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#5
04/01/2023 11:15 AM
Quote from: benchjockey on 04/01/2023 07:39 AMWhew. For a while I was worried I would get laid off by Elon Musk.

That's what I was thinking!  This admin job is the only thing putting cigars on my table!  :lmao:
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Kid Montana

#6
04/01/2023 05:29 PM
Har har,  :biggrin:


I'd rather have a cigar...

shakinghorizons

#7
04/02/2023 07:15 PM
Nice one, lol.

Beegerply

#8
04/03/2023 12:32 PM
Had me, Hook line and sinker.  :lmao:  :lmao:  :biggrin:
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junglepete

#9
04/03/2023 01:35 PM
 :biggrin:
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ninfiction

#10
04/04/2023 10:08 AM
Late to the party but that was pretty good. As I read it I was questioning the validity but thought to myself anything is possible.
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Otter

#11
04/10/2023 07:27 PM
Just saw this...  :lmao:
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