For almost 20 years I've lived in a small apartment building in Boston. I used to sit on the porch and smoke my cigars when the weather was good. A few months ago my building enacted a rule that smoking in common areas was prohibited.
Like a good Masshole, I ignored it. I'm smoking outside, for chrissakes!
Well, apparently some of my neighbors are anti-smoking rule followers and I got ratted out. I'd like to say that snitches get stitches, but I just want to chill with a cigar, not draw blood.
I have alternative locations, but I'm still annoyed.
Anyway, smoke on!
