The mailroom guy walks into my office today with a box, and says: "Looks like you've been ordering cigars again, Bruce." And I think: "Hmmm. I don't remember ordering anything. Oh, shyt!!
Did I order stuff from the Devil site again after drinking on Friday night?!?"
So I open the box top and "KABOOM!", it's an unexpected bomb delivered by Dieselcricket! Five big, fat, juicy sticks of dynamite! Totally unexpected. Can't wait to try the Man O' War Ruination Beli. You are an awesome and generous BOTL, Scott! Turned my otherwise lousy Monday into a great day! Thanks, man!