Bob's coochie time contest!

Started by Bob Cordell, 07/27/2010 02:36 PM

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Bob Cordell

#25
07/27/2010 03:59 PM
So what kind of cigars is she getting?
"I bet there's rich folks eating in fancy dining cars,
They're probably drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars"

DonM

#26
07/27/2010 04:01 PM
Alright already, the 5th, otherwise he's gonna get blue balls and never get laid :biggrin:

"The Curmudgeon"












lowpro75

#27
07/27/2010 04:01 PM
QuoteBrlesq - 7/27/2010  4:46 PM

Whats up Alphairon and DonM?  Only 8 other dates guessed so far and both you guys lost track already? :confused:  

Is the thought of coochie blurring your cognitive skills? (That happens to me too, but only when its right in front of me.) :biggrin:

Two things that we geeks are notoriously bad at are:

1. Reading Posts

2. Following Directions

I guess they go hand and hand.  You'll find out if you ever post a contest or do a pass.

Either way, my second guess is 82!!

Guru of Sensitivity.  

The Herf of Havertown.

NES Tek

#28
07/27/2010 04:09 PM Last Edit: 07/27/2010 04:10 PM by NES Tek
Quotelowpro75 - 7/27/2010  2:01 PM

QuoteBrlesq - 7/27/2010  4:46 PM

Whats up Alphairon and DonM?  Only 8 other dates guessed so far and both you guys lost track already? :confused:  

Is the thought of coochie blurring your cognitive skills? (That happens to me too, but only when its right in front of me.) :biggrin:

Two things that we geeks are notoriously bad at are:

1. Reading Posts

2. Following Directions

I guess they go hand and hand.  You'll find out if you ever post a contest or do a pass.

Either way, my second guess is 82!!


One thing we're great at (related to both points above)...taking a post in a completely different direction!
Not the case here, but happens quite often. And with excellent humor too.
"A good cigar is like tasting a good wine: you smell it, you taste it, you look at it, you feel it - you can even hear it. It satisfies all the senses." - Anonymous

"You play five years in a Jimmy Buffett cover band and see what your freakin' wardrobe looks like, butthole!" - gitfiddl

Bob Cordell

#29
07/27/2010 04:12 PM
Quotelowpro75 - 7/27/2010  5:01 PM

QuoteBrlesq - 7/27/2010  4:46 PM

Whats up Alphairon and DonM?  Only 8 other dates guessed so far and both you guys lost track already? :confused:  

Is the thought of coochie blurring your cognitive skills? (That happens to me too, but only when its right in front of me.) :biggrin:

Two things that we geeks are notoriously bad at are:

1. Reading Posts

2. Following Directions

I guess they go hand and hand.  You'll find out if you ever post a contest or do a pass.

Either way, my second guess is 82!!



Wait,wait wait...now I'M confused, what am I supposed to do?


 :confused:
"I bet there's rich folks eating in fancy dining cars,
They're probably drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars"

lowpro75

#30
07/27/2010 04:13 PM
QuoteBob Cordell - 7/27/2010  5:12 PM

Quotelowpro75 - 7/27/2010  5:01 PM

QuoteBrlesq - 7/27/2010  4:46 PM

Whats up Alphairon and DonM?  Only 8 other dates guessed so far and both you guys lost track already? :confused:  

Is the thought of coochie blurring your cognitive skills? (That happens to me too, but only when its right in front of me.) :biggrin:

Two things that we geeks are notoriously bad at are:

1. Reading Posts

2. Following Directions

I guess they go hand and hand.  You'll find out if you ever post a contest or do a pass.

Either way, my second guess is 82!!



Wait,wait wait...now I'M confused, what am I supposed to do?


 :confused:

I won.  Gimme my prize.
Guru of Sensitivity.  

The Herf of Havertown.

Bob Cordell

#31
07/27/2010 04:14 PM
Did you win?
"I bet there's rich folks eating in fancy dining cars,
They're probably drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars"

gitfiddl

#32
07/27/2010 04:15 PM
Just for clarification, are we talking make-up sex with Sugar Britches or the next time you get laid period?  I've got a cute friend about an hour away from you...
Self-appointed Guru of Pass Container Sizing,  All Things Midgetly Stripperish, and general "Stirrer of the Puddin'".

Bob Cordell

#33
07/27/2010 04:16 PM
Sugar Britches...I'm sure!
"I bet there's rich folks eating in fancy dining cars,
They're probably drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars"

Ken Kelley

#34
07/27/2010 04:17 PM
QuoteDonM - 7/27/2010  5:01 PM

Alright already, the 5th, otherwise he's gonna get blue balls and never get laid :biggrin:

Too late, Don.  I've already picked the 5th.
Guru of Benign Curmudgeonliness, Imperfect Patience, and Reluctant Toleration.


gitfiddl

#35
07/27/2010 04:25 PM
QuoteBob Cordell - 7/27/2010  5:16 PM

Sugar Britches...I'm sure!

Well that sucks.  I'd already told Fabio all about you.  He's going to be broken-hearted!  :-0

Crap.  Now I've forgotten which dates are taken! :confused:
Self-appointed Guru of Pass Container Sizing,  All Things Midgetly Stripperish, and general "Stirrer of the Puddin'".

junglepete

#36
07/27/2010 04:48 PM
I'll say July 29...only because the 30th is already taken...men can be very charming and apologetic where breeding is concerned  :biggrin:
Guru of Frugality

"It is your decisions, not your conditions that shape your life."  ~Tony Robbins~

87North

#37
07/27/2010 04:55 PM
Well since a lot of good guesses have been made already, I'll just guess the 11'th of August, and wish Bob good luck.
Guru of "Sarcastic Wit and Folksy Wisdom"

gitfiddl

#38
07/27/2010 04:58 PM
I'll go with Aug 20.
Self-appointed Guru of Pass Container Sizing,  All Things Midgetly Stripperish, and general "Stirrer of the Puddin'".

ljlemer

#39
07/27/2010 05:04 PM
I guess never. Did I win?
"Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil".

Thomas Mann

consti

#40
07/27/2010 05:05 PM
August 9, 2010. I sincerely hope it would be sooner. I can only imagine how Bob will be without his coochie time.
-Justin

dwig

#41
07/27/2010 05:19 PM
Aug. 18 :confused:
I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say:  Hey look.  That one is shaped like an idiot!"

DonM

#42
07/27/2010 05:29 PM
QuoteAlphairon - 7/27/2010  5:17 PM

QuoteDonM - 7/27/2010  5:01 PM

Alright already, the 5th, otherwise he's gonna get blue balls and never get laid :biggrin:

Too late, Don.  I've already picked the 5th.[/QUOTE

Labor day, 6 Sept,  :biggrin:

"The Curmudgeon"












Samhain2000

#43
07/27/2010 05:35 PM
Aug 10th
Have you considered getting a new girl, one fight just leads to another.
A cigar is like a gun, you never know when you'll need one.

elmokfo

#44
07/27/2010 06:14 PM
I'm going to go with 15 Aug.  Sorry Bob, I'm pulling for you to get some before then, but there are very few dates between now and then that aren't taken.

Bob Cordell

#45
07/27/2010 08:17 PM
I'm hoping sooner than later, daddy's backed up!


 :-(
"I bet there's rich folks eating in fancy dining cars,
They're probably drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars"

Ken Kelley

#46
07/27/2010 08:22 PM
QuoteBob Cordell - 7/27/2010  9:17 PM

I'm hoping sooner than later, daddy's backed up!


 :-(

We can hook you up to Uncle Ledford's milking machine and take care of that little problem in no time at all.  Just have to remember to turn it off before you pass out.
Guru of Benign Curmudgeonliness, Imperfect Patience, and Reluctant Toleration.


cmmayo

#47
07/27/2010 08:22 PM
August 28th. Bob is bound to say something wrong that will have him waiting another month...

 :biggrin:
--Corey

I'M BACK, MF-ers!!!

Brlesq

#48
07/27/2010 08:24 PM
Quotecmmayo - 7/27/2010  9:22 PM

August 28th. Bob is bound to say something wrong that will have him waiting another month...

 :biggrin:

Yeah, but there is always those 'fax machine' apologies to make thing right again! :lmao:
Bruce
Chief Enabler 
Guru of Decorum & Sarcasm

Hey! How come Habana is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?

A day without whiskey is like . . . just kidding, I have no idea!

Bob Cordell

#49
07/27/2010 08:26 PM
A month????????


I cant wait that long, I'm bloated, just look at me now...


"I bet there's rich folks eating in fancy dining cars,
They're probably drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars"
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