Bob's coochie time contest!

Started by Bob Cordell, 07/27/2010 02:36 PM

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Ken Kelley

#50
07/27/2010 08:28 PM
Dang!  And the the pressure will build until.....

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consti

#51
07/27/2010 08:34 PM
QuoteAlphairon - 7/27/2010  8:22 PM

QuoteBob Cordell - 7/27/2010  9:17 PM

I'm hoping sooner than later, daddy's backed up!


 :-(

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 :lmao: Hillarious.
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Bob Cordell

#52
07/27/2010 08:42 PM
If you can believe this I actually took Larry's advice and sent about 20 "I'm sorry" faxes telling her I was sorry for my Philistine-like behavior. He was the first one who said just apologize!


I did and so far its worked out pretty well, maybe advice for the love-lorn isnt so bad from a liberal...



...the economy is a different deal all together, but thanks Larry!



 :confused:
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They're probably drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars"

grogo67

#53
07/27/2010 08:45 PM
QuoteAlphairon - 7/27/2010  8:28 PM

Dang!  And the the pressure will build until.....


 :lmao: Been there done that!
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#54
07/27/2010 08:50 PM
Quotegrogo67 - 7/27/2010  8:45 PM

QuoteAlphairon - 7/27/2010  8:28 PM

Dang!  And the the pressure will build until.....


 :lmao: Been there done that!

Me too...hell, I start gettin' itchy after about 72 hours for all the good it does... :sad:
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NES Tek

#55
07/27/2010 09:51 PM
QuoteBob Cordell - 7/27/2010  6:42 PM

If you can believe this I actually took Larry's advice and sent about 20 "I'm sorry" faxes telling her I was sorry for my Philistine-like behavior. He was the first one who said just apologize!


I did and so far its worked out pretty well, maybe advice for the love-lorn isnt so bad from a liberal...



...the economy is a different deal all together, but thanks Larry!



 :confused:

 :lmao:
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kola

#56
07/27/2010 10:23 PM
Because so many of the good dates are already taken, I am going to guess ...
Saturday Aug 14
... but I really hope for your sake it happens before then.  I'd hate to see what would happen to ol' Jabba the Hut if you have to wait that long!  :biggrin:

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nwb

#57
07/28/2010 06:28 AM
QuoteAlphairon - 7/27/2010  4:51 PM

QuoteBrlesq - 7/27/2010  4:46 PM

Whats up Alphairon and DonM?  Only 8 other dates guessed so far and both you guys lost track already? :confused:  

Is the thought of coochie blurring your cognitive skills? (That happens to me too, but only when its right in front of me.) :biggrin:

Ah, heck!  Nobody EVER pays any attention to what nwb posts so I guess it just naturally slipped by me!  :biggrin:

Hey  :mad:

 :biggrin:
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nwb

#58
07/28/2010 06:28 AM
QuoteAlphairon - 7/27/2010  9:28 PM

Dang!  And the the pressure will build until.....


 :lmao:
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dwig

#59
07/28/2010 07:17 AM
Is there a winner yet???????????????
 :shades:
I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say:  Hey look.  That one is shaped like an idiot!"

gitfiddl

#60
07/28/2010 07:36 AM
Quotedwig - 7/28/2010  8:17 AM

Is there a winner yet???????????????
 :shades:

Yeah...  It's Sugar Britches!
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Beegerply

#61
07/28/2010 08:19 AM
Aug. 17 2010
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#62
07/28/2010 08:20 AM
Quotegitfiddl - 7/28/2010  8:36 AM

Quotedwig - 7/28/2010  8:17 AM

Is there a winner yet???????????????
 :shades:

Yeah...  It's Sugar Britches!

And she'll keep being a winner until Bob sleeps with her.  With any luck her mother is already dead. :biggrin:
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Bob Cordell

#63
07/28/2010 08:24 AM
:mad:
"I bet there's rich folks eating in fancy dining cars,
They're probably drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars"

nwb

#64
07/28/2010 08:32 AM
:lmao:  :lmao:
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Brlesq

#65
07/28/2010 08:33 AM
Quotelowpro75 - 7/28/2010  9:20 AM

Quotegitfiddl - 7/28/2010  8:36 AM

Quotedwig - 7/28/2010  8:17 AM

Is there a winner yet???????????????
 :shades:

Yeah...  It's Sugar Britches!

And she'll keep being a winner until Bob sleeps with her.  With any luck her mother is already dead. :biggrin:

I want to post --> :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:
but I don't want it to affect my chances of winning this contest because of an angry judge, so I won't post those.  :biggrin:
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PA.pierced2010

#66
07/28/2010 09:07 AM
Since all of the good dates are taken, I will go with 31 Aug 2012.  The date of the next blue moon.  The next time will be 31 Jul 2015.  The date of the next "blue moon".
Sorry Bob, I could not resist the once in a blue moon humor!
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gitfiddl

#67
07/28/2010 09:13 AM Last Edit: 07/28/2010 09:17 AM by gitfiddl
QuotePA.pierced2010 - 7/28/2010  10:07 AM

Since all of the good dates are taken, I will go with 31 Aug 2012.  The date of the next blue moon.  The next time will be 31 Jul 2015.  The date of the next "blue moon".
Sorry Bob, I could not resist the once in a blue moon humor!
 :lmao:

I think Bob's more concerned with another couple of spherical objects turning blue than he is a blue moon...
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Bob Cordell

#68
07/28/2010 09:14 AM
:lmao:  :lmao:
"I bet there's rich folks eating in fancy dining cars,
They're probably drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars"

gitfiddl

#69
07/28/2010 09:22 AM
That is, if she didn't take them when she left.  She did let you keep them, didn't she?  :-0
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Bob Cordell

#70
07/28/2010 09:24 AM
Oh yeah!
"I bet there's rich folks eating in fancy dining cars,
They're probably drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars"

Shukpaw

#71
07/28/2010 12:18 PM
Well I was warned aboout this site when I joined.  Has anyone taken Aug 5th?  I'll go with Aug 12th.  All the good dates were taken.  Bob, I think you should avoid seeing her until the 12th.  You need to go make some dinner reservations for the 12th now.
I'm right 98% of the time.  Who cares about the other 3%?

gitfiddl

#72
07/28/2010 12:36 PM
QuoteShukpaw - 7/28/2010  1:18 PM

Well I was warned aboout this site when I joined.  Has anyone taken Aug 5th?  I'll go with Aug 12th.  All the good dates were taken.  Bob, I think you should avoid seeing her until the 12th.  You need to go make some dinner reservations for the 12th now.

And how many ERDMs did you send him?
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metalhead y cigarguy

#73
07/28/2010 12:41 PM
I'm going with August 20, if it hasn't been taken already.
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#74
07/29/2010 04:13 PM
Nothing yet...


 :-(


 :cry:
"I bet there's rich folks eating in fancy dining cars,
They're probably drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars"
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