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August Contest: The ATF/M Combo Real-man Contest

Started by Dave S., 08/07/2010 11:01 AM

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Dave S.

Summary—the winner of this contest will be the Cigar Geek who selects the combination of a (1) beverage, (2) cigar, and (3) weapon or song that the judges find most representative of the true spirit of Cigar Geekdom and Real-manhood.

Prizes—prizes will consist of a 5-pack of carefully selected cigars, chosen by the contest's sponsor; a subscription to "National Review" magazine; and a "Palin in 2012" bumper sticker.  Larry, the answer is no; if you win we won't substitute a subscription to "Mother Jones" magazine and a "Change We Can Believe In" bumper sticker.  The quality of the cigars in the 5-pack will be based on the enthusiasm for the contest displayed by Cigar Geeks.  If we get lots of good entries, all five cigars will be 4-star sticks or better, as rated in the Cigar Geeks reviews.  Otherwise . . . Dog Rocket city.  At the whim of the sponsor, the magazine and bumper sticker may be omitted from the prize package.

Schedule—the contest will begin today; entries will be accepted until 9:00PM (EST) August 20th; and, assuming timely cooperation from the panel of judges, the winner will be announced Saturday, August 28th.  This schedule is subject to change for lack of Geek participation or judges' apathy.  Judges will include Bob Cordell, Jackal, DrJazzRH, Alphairon, and mountedshriner (judges listed in order of Cigar Geeks accumulated points as of July 7th).  That's two gun enthusiasts, two musicians, and one genius.

Entries—an entry will consist of a post to this thread, which identifies a specific beverage, i.e., Captain Morgan Private Stock; a specific cigar, i.e., Tatuaje Havana VI Nobles; and a specific weapon i.e., the Colt M1911A1, or a specific song i.e., "Hell's Bells" by AC/DC, in that order, first, beverage; second, cigar; and third, weapon or song.  One entry per Cigar Geek per day will be accepted.  So, theoretically, a Geek could submit 14 entries.

An entry may include but is not required to include some lobbying, some verbiage about why the Geek finds his entry particularly Geek-like, manly, or both.

Other—judges will be allowed to participate in the contest, the sponsor will not.  The judges will select the winner; the sponsor will be involved only if the judges create a tie.  Other issues that may arise as the contest progresses will be dealt with at the whim of the sponsor.
"There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry."

George Armstrong Custer


gitfiddl

#1
Awesome! :lmao:

I'll go first:

Beverage:  Keystone Light
Cigar:  El Rey Del Mundo Robusto Larga
Firearm:  Remington 870
Music:  Blackfoot's "Train, Train"

Do I get your vote on this one, Bob?
Self-appointed Guru of Pass Container Sizing,  All Things Midgetly Stripperish, and general "Stirrer of the Puddin'".

Dave S.

Quotegitfiddl - 8/7/2010  9:21 AM

Awesome! :lmao:

I'll go first:

Beverage:  Keystone Light
Cigar:  El Rey Del Mundo Robusto Larga
Firearm:  Remington 870
Music:  Blackfoot's "Train, Train"

Do I get your vote on this one, Bob?

David--

It's either a weapon or a song, not both.  I was going with a weapon initially, but Bob thought that might be too restrictive.   So, I expanded the third choice to either a weapon or a song.  You'll have to select between a Remington 870  and Blackfoot's "Train, Train."


"There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry."

George Armstrong Custer


gitfiddl

Fine, be that way! :mad: I was ready for tomorrow with a Mosin and Tchaikovsky combo!

I'll take "Train, Train" then, although at under three minutes, it might get old listening to it for the duration of the cigar.  How about changing the rules to include albums?
Self-appointed Guru of Pass Container Sizing,  All Things Midgetly Stripperish, and general "Stirrer of the Puddin'".

Brlesq

Great idea for a contest!

Beverage: Jack Daniels Single Barrel Whiskey
Cigar:  Camacho Triple Maduro Robusto
Music: Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Water"
 :cigarman:
Bruce
Chief Enabler 
Guru of Decorum & Sarcasm


Hey! How come Habana is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?

A day without whiskey is like . . . just kidding, I have no idea!


capndutch

A Philly Bunt with some of the filling replaced.
A quart of Malt liquor.
A rusty bike chain.

Well you wanted macho....

nwb

Quotecapndutch - 8/7/2010  4:03 PM

A Philly Bunt with some of the filling replaced.
A quart of Malt liquor.
A rusty bike chain.

Well you wanted macho....

 :lmao:
Chief of Shaft

nwb

My submission:

Partagas Series D#4
Sailor Jerry's Rum and Coke
Otis Redding's "The Dock of the Bay
Chief of Shaft

qman22

Crown Royal and Royal Crown Cola
Bolivar Royal Corona
Tom Petty - It's Good to be King
Lets GOOOOOOOO Mountaineers!

Shukpaw

For my fisrt submition, I will list what is honestly the most likely combination for me:

Ice cold water with a little lime juice
5 Vegas 'A' Alpha
High and Dry, Radiohead

When I think of the three of those together I think I shold stop posting and get to it.  This may not end up being picked as the winning combination, but it works for me.
I'm right 98% of the time.  Who cares about the other 3%?

junglepete

Hmm...real manhood? I'll have to think about that one and come up with a manly combo. Thanks for the contest!
Guru of Frugality

"It is your decisions, not your conditions that shape your life."  ~Tony Robbins~

kola

This is an interesting idea for a contest. How about ...

Captain Morgan Tattoo on the rocks
5 Vegas Serie 'A' Apocalypse
Dan Wesson Guardian (all black with cocobolo grips) with tritium night sites

All within reach of the ordinary man, all dark, dangerous, and a whole bunch of fun!
Smoke 'em if you got 'em
Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery - Winston Churchill

wlfwalleye

Since I grew up a farmboy way back in the sticks, I'll go with

Home made corn whisky in a mason jar
LFD Cheroot
Hank Williams Jr. A Country Boy Can Survive

That'll put some hair on your chest.


Hot Stuff x

What do  you pussies know about manliness?

Drink:  Wild Turkey 101, straight

Cigar:  La Flor Dominicana Double Ligero Chisel

Music:  ZZ Top - Just Got Paid

I'm pretty sure that's a combintion that wouldn't appeal to women, so that, by definition, makes it manly.  And because I said so, mo#herfu(&ers.

LES
Guru of Morning Calm and Oriental Wisdom


_________________
"So I feel like I've cheated on a wife or long time lover... this is your damn fault Les, you sent me that first Tatuaje!!!!!!  You introduced us!!"  - Bob Cordell

"You got me started on both the Liberty and the Christian's Blend, Les. Now my kids won't be able to go to college." - Brlesq

Beegerply

QuoteHot Stuff x - 8/8/2010  6:40 AM

What do  you pussies know about manliness?

Drink:  Wild Turkey 101, straight

Cigar:  La Flor Dominicana Double Ligero Chisel

Music:  ZZ Top - Just Got Paid

I'm pretty sure that's a combintion that wouldn't appeal to women, so that, by definition, makes it manly.  And because I said so, mo#herfu(&ers.


 :lmao:  :lmao:
Byron

Guru of small balls and big sticks
--------------------------------------------------

"If there are no cigars in heaven I shall not go" Mark Twain

DocJazzRH

QuoteHot Stuff x - 8/8/2010  4:40 AM

What do  you pussies know about manliness?

Drink:  Wild Turkey 101, straight

Cigar:  La Flor Dominicana Double Ligero Chisel

Music:  ZZ Top - Just Got Paid

I'm pretty sure that's a combintion that wouldn't appeal to women, so that, by definition, makes it manly.  And because I said so, mo#herfu(&ers.


Your dependable Les...  :lmao:  :lmao:

Rich ()=iii=<


 Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself .. J. Wagner

 At least a bad conscience can make life interesting -- Kierkegaard











Brlesq

No one can argue that Johnny Cash represented real manhood.
 
I fell into a burning ring of fire
I went down, down, down and the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire
The ring of fire.

So the song is Ring of Fire
Drink is Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey
And the cigar is Partagas Black Label Clasico
Bruce
Chief Enabler 
Guru of Decorum & Sarcasm


Hey! How come Habana is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?

A day without whiskey is like . . . just kidding, I have no idea!


nwb

Liga Privada #9
Evan Williams Single Barrel neat
Eagles "Desperado"
Chief of Shaft

Jackal

#18
LFD Chisel Tip
Evan Williams Single Barrel
Transmaniacon MC - Blue Oyster Cult (love that riff)
[If you don't know the song, then just put me down for a Colt 1911]

I'll do what I will and I'll drink what I please
I'll smoke what I like 'till I cough and I wheeze
I'll drink and I'll whore and every pleasure realize
For this time tomorrow I may die


mountedshriner

Illusione Nosotros Robusto
Bakers 7 (small batch) bourbon
PMG .338 Lapua Magnum/Tactical w/optics
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote!" -- Benjamin Franklin


ratboy

#20
CAO Tony Soprano  Signature "The Boss"
Aberlour Scotch
Barrett M82A1


Not too much is manlier than a mafia boss, awesome scotch, and a semi auto .50 cal
 :biggrin:

junglepete

#21
Man O' War Ruination (review http://nicetightash.com/man-o%E2%80%99-war-ruination-belicoso/)
Sailor Jerry on the rocks (A Guide to Manly Drinks http://www.drunkard.com/issues/03_06/0306_manly_drinking.html)
Black Sabbath "Ironman" (song facts  http://www.songfacts.com/detail.php?id=1327)
Guru of Frugality

"It is your decisions, not your conditions that shape your life."  ~Tony Robbins~

Ken Kelley

Well, pilgrims, it's clear as the nose on your face what the answers should be...

Commemoratino tequila
Avanti cheroot
Colt Single Action Army .45 Long Colt

And if you don't like it you're just achin' for a bruisin'!
Guru of Benign Curmudgeonliness, Imperfect Patience, and Reluctant Toleration.



Hot Stuff x

#23

Quotejunglepete - 8/8/2010 9:39 AM Man O' War Ruination  -- Sailor Jerry on the rocks --  Black Sabbath "Ironman"

That is a pretty manly combo right there...because I said so, mo#herfu(&ers.

LES
Guru of Morning Calm and Oriental Wisdom


_________________
"So I feel like I've cheated on a wife or long time lover... this is your damn fault Les, you sent me that first Tatuaje!!!!!!  You introduced us!!"  - Bob Cordell

"You got me started on both the Liberty and the Christian's Blend, Les. Now my kids won't be able to go to college." - Brlesq

metalhead y cigarguy

Drink: Mad Dog 20 20 - Spiked Melon
Cigar: Swisher Sweet - Kings
Gun: Colt 1911 pistol
Song: "Bad to the Bone" by George Thorogood

Get out of this guy's way. Everything about him screams bad mother f*@cker!  :meansmoke:
I'm a Guru playing a Guru disguised as another Guru. 

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