Walmart humor

Started by akira, 10/20/2010 10:53 AM

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akira

10/20/2010 10:53 AM
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?page_id=9804&ref=nf

Some of these had me laughing outloud in my office.  Enjoy! :biggrin:
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.'" -Jack Handy

NES Tek

#1
10/20/2010 11:07 AM
I'm only through the first 10, but I'm already laughing out loud!
"A good cigar is like tasting a good wine: you smell it, you taste it, you look at it, you feel it - you can even hear it. It satisfies all the senses." - Anonymous

"You play five years in a Jimmy Buffett cover band and see what your freakin' wardrobe looks like, butthole!" - gitfiddl

Ken Kelley

#2
10/20/2010 11:09 AM
I've got that site bookmarked and visit whenever I need a chuckle.  We've got quite a crowd in our local Wally Worlds too.  Gets even better around the first of the month when the dole checks hit the post office.
Guru of Benign Curmudgeonliness, Imperfect Patience, and Reluctant Toleration.


87North

#3
10/20/2010 11:34 AM
A lot of that just realy isn't right...   :blech:  :nono:  :barf:  :lmao:  :lmao:
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DonM

#4
10/20/2010 11:50 AM
you gotta love Walmart!

"The Curmudgeon"












Dave S.

#5
10/20/2010 12:13 PM
QuoteNES Tek - 10/20/2010  9:07 AM

I'm only through the first 10, but I'm already laughing out loud!

Nick, I'm not laughing.  These people probably vote, drive on the freeway, and either procreate or procreated.

 :-0
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Vanilla Gorilla

#6
10/20/2010 12:31 PM
I wish I saw people like this at our walmarts....but man oh man some of these are brutal.

So far my personal favorite is #6
Forever seaching for the perfect cigar, one puff at a time.

NES Tek

#7
10/20/2010 12:33 PM
QuoteDave S. - 10/20/2010  10:13 AM

QuoteNES Tek - 10/20/2010  9:07 AM

I'm only through the first 10, but I'm already laughing out loud!

Nick, I'm not laughing.  These people probably vote, drive on the freeway, and either procreate or procreated.

 :-0

Damn Dave...way to put things into perspective.
 :-(

One question to the world...who s**t in the gene pool? Who did it?! Bad call by that person!
 :nono:
"A good cigar is like tasting a good wine: you smell it, you taste it, you look at it, you feel it - you can even hear it. It satisfies all the senses." - Anonymous

"You play five years in a Jimmy Buffett cover band and see what your freakin' wardrobe looks like, butthole!" - gitfiddl

PA.pierced2010

#8
10/20/2010 01:19 PM
Scary!!
"The difference between a man and his valet: they both smoke the same cigars, but only one pays for them"
Robert Frost quotes (American poet, 1874-1963)

Voexum

#9
10/20/2010 01:30 PM
:lmao: Thats funny because you know that the people in these pictures are actually doing these stupid things!
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Brlesq

#10
10/20/2010 01:39 PM
We've got the largest WalMart in the world here in Albany (by default, they relocated the Sams Club and expanded the adjacent WalMart into the space, effectively doubling the size of the store.)  It can be a scary place, even at lunchtime (which is the only time I will go in.)

Last week I went over at lunch and there was a pimp and two ho's in the parking lot soliciting people for a "luncher".  Because I wear a tie to work, I must have looked like I had $ and was solicited both entering and leaving.  l would have taken a picture of them for that website, but I was afraid the pimp would have killed me!  :sad:
Bruce
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Hey! How come Habana is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?

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NES Tek

#11
10/20/2010 02:00 PM
So damn wrong!!!

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?page_id=9804&ref=nf&paged=89

(Hey, who's got the flour???)
"A good cigar is like tasting a good wine: you smell it, you taste it, you look at it, you feel it - you can even hear it. It satisfies all the senses." - Anonymous

"You play five years in a Jimmy Buffett cover band and see what your freakin' wardrobe looks like, butthole!" - gitfiddl

wescat

#12
10/20/2010 07:42 PM
I liked this one.

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Samhain2000

#13
10/21/2010 02:49 AM
I made it to 40 before I forced myself to stop.
A cigar is like a gun, you never know when you'll need one.

Hot Stuff x

#14
10/21/2010 06:27 AM

They mention she's not wearing pants, but fail to mention there's a midget in the first frame here.

Wal Mart People

LES
Guru of Morning Calm and Oriental Wisdom


_________________
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lightone

#15
10/21/2010 06:33 AM
Bad thing someone is telling these girls they look good in these clothes. :barf:

Samhain2000

#16
10/21/2010 07:44 AM
The website does not make fun of people with disabilities, birthdefects or other characteristics that are not of their doing. THats why there is never any mention of they short person in the pic of the girls backside. They do not even post pics of overweight people in general unless they have decided to dress so poorly or inappropriately that their guts, ass or back fat are hanging out.

For some reason going to WalMart to some people means they can drop any dignity they have.

I have seen some bizar things at Walmart.
A cigar is like a gun, you never know when you'll need one.

simcha

#17
10/21/2010 08:34 AM

Mike shame on you, you should have warn people not to watch this before eating.

:barf::barf::barf::barf:

If you want shoot - shoot don't talk ; Il buono, il brutto, il cattivo

Samhain2000

#18
10/21/2010 10:01 AM
Oh, I also wanted to add, What the F@#K is going an at Walmart?
A cigar is like a gun, you never know when you'll need one.

Shukpaw

#19
10/21/2010 03:03 PM
This is about 10% funny and 90% worth skipping.  :-0  :nono:
I'm right 98% of the time.  Who cares about the other 3%?

kola

#20
10/21/2010 08:27 PM
Quotesimcha - 10/21/2010  9:34 AM

Mike shame on you, you should have warn people not to watch this before eating.

:barf::barf::barf::barf:


 :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:
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nwb

#21
10/24/2010 10:38 PM
I've actually seen some people at my local WalMart that could be added to this site... :-0
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PA.pierced2010

#22
10/24/2010 10:51 PM
QuoteHot Stuff x - 10/21/2010  6:27 AM

They mention she's not wearing pants, but fail to mention there's a midget in the first frame here.

Wal Mart People

Looks like they were in a hurry to pick up some kitty litter.
"The difference between a man and his valet: they both smoke the same cigars, but only one pays for them"
Robert Frost quotes (American poet, 1874-1963)

vw77guy

#23
10/25/2010 01:34 AM
QuoteNES Tek - 10/20/2010  11:33 AM

QuoteDave S. - 10/20/2010  10:13 AM

QuoteNES Tek - 10/20/2010  9:07 AM

I'm only through the first 10, but I'm already laughing out loud!

Nick, I'm not laughing.  These people probably vote, drive on the freeway, and either procreate or procreated.

 :-0

Damn Dave...way to put things into perspective.
 :-(

One question to the world...who s**t in the gene pool? Who did it?! Bad call by that person!
 :nono:

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard!
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