Let The Hilarity Ensue...

Started by 87North, 05/27/2011 11:29 PM

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87North

So, as was pointed out in another thread recently, things have been a little dull around here.  With that in mind, I've decided that a contest was in order.  The winner will receive a package of cigars that I will put together and all that you have to do is make us laugh.  The rules are as follows:

You may post anything you deem humorous whether it be a post, a photo, a comic, a video or whatever else you might find to laugh about.

Anyone with a membership to the site and a valid mailing address is eligible to participate.

Everyone who submits may make one official submission per day for the next 14 days beginning on May 28 and ending at noon central time on June 11, 2011.

I will be asking 2 other geeks to serve as judges in selecting the top submissions which will then be posted and voted on by the whole of the geeks.  For the purposes of this contest the other 2 judges will be referred to as Randy and Paula.  (I'm oldschool.)

The judges are not eligible to win to eliminate any conflict of interest.

Bribes are allowable to create conflict of interest.

May the best Geek win, and let the High-jinks begin.
Guru of "Sarcastic Wit and Folksy Wisdom"

Bob Cordell

"I bet there's rich folks eating in fancy dining cars,
They're probably drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars"

cocon

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Romeo

A man and his wife were sitting in the living room discussing a "living Will"-
He said:
"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine
and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all his cigars and beer. :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:
I think there's to much smoke In this cigar shop I once heard someone say before I threw them out !

Romeo

Reasons Why Cigars Are Better Than Sex
• You can GET cigars.
• You can safely have cigars while you are driving.
• You can make cigars last as long as you want them to.
• You can have cigars even in front of your mother.
• Two people of the same sex can have cigars without being called nasty names.
• The word "commitment" doesn't scare off cigars.
• You can have cigars on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
• You can ask a stranger for a cigar without getting your face slapped.
• You don't get hairs in your mouth with cigars.
• With cigars there's no need to fake it.
• Cigars don't make you pregnant.
• You can have cigars at any time of the month.
• Good cigars are easy to find.
• You can have as many kinds of cigars as you can handle.
• When you have great cigars it doesn't keep your neighbours awake
• With cigars size doesn't matter. It's ALL good!
I think there's to much smoke In this cigar shop I once heard someone say before I threw them out !

dwig

In the wake of Osama Bin Laden ' s death, Muslims have gone
on a rampage in Detroit killing anyone who is Caucasion.

Police fear the death toll could rise as high as 2.


 
 :lmao:
I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say:  Hey look.  That one is shaped like an idiot!"

wlfwalleye


Romeo

I think there's to much smoke In this cigar shop I once heard someone say before I threw them out !

junglepete

Thanks for sponsoring a contest Wesley...very generous of you.
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"It is your decisions, not your conditions that shape your life."  ~Tony Robbins~

horrido

Very good so I think I have to come up with something good.....ummmm
"As you approach thirty, you have a thirty ring gauge; as you approach fifty, you have a fifty ring gauge."
-- Cuban saying

Jackal


I'll do what I will and I'll drink what I please
I'll smoke what I like 'till I cough and I wheeze
I'll drink and I'll whore and every pleasure realize
For this time tomorrow I may die


Jackal

#11
TEAMWORK IS MY DAY ONE ENTRY

I'll do what I will and I'll drink what I please
I'll smoke what I like 'till I cough and I wheeze
I'll drink and I'll whore and every pleasure realize
For this time tomorrow I may die


87North

:lmao:  :lmao:   We're getting off to a good start here.  If you post more than one item in a day, be sure to note which one you want as your official entry for that day.   :-)
Guru of "Sarcastic Wit and Folksy Wisdom"

Samhain2000

#13
This will seperate the men from the boys...


A cigar is like a gun, you never know when you'll need one.

lubrix

QuoteSamhain2000 - 5/28/2011  9:43 PM

This will seperate the men from the boys...


Shocked!...Where is the bleach so I can wash my eyes!.
----
Guru of ruining the moment.

Jackal


I'll do what I will and I'll drink what I please
I'll smoke what I like 'till I cough and I wheeze
I'll drink and I'll whore and every pleasure realize
For this time tomorrow I may die


87North

Thats just not right Chris...   :lmao:  :lmao:
Guru of "Sarcastic Wit and Folksy Wisdom"

Brlesq

Quote87North - 5/28/2011  12:29 AM
I will be asking 2 other geeks to serve as judges in selecting the top submissions which will then be posted and voted on by the whole of the geeks.  For the purposes of this contest the other 2 judges will be referred to as Randy and Paula.  (I'm oldschool.)

The judges are not eligible to win to eliminate any conflict of interest.

Bribes are allowable to create conflict of interest.

Well since BRIBES ARE ALLOWABLE, I guess its OK to disclose that I am "Randy" (and yes, there is a double entandra in there, but what do you expect for a guy whose name  phonetically is "burlesque" ? :confused: )

 :biggrin:
Bruce
Chief Enabler 
Guru of Decorum & Sarcasm


Hey! How come Habana is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?

A day without whiskey is like . . . just kidding, I have no idea!


lowpro75

Guru of Sensitivity.  

The Herf of Havertown.

Robert LG

Quotelowpro75 - 5/29/2011  11:17 AM

Did I win?

Yep, game over! :lmao:  :lmao:
Rob

Brlesq

QuoteRobert LG - 5/29/2011  12:33 PM

Quotelowpro75 - 5/29/2011  11:17 AM

Did I win?

Yep, game over! :lmao:  :lmao:

 :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:
Bruce
Chief Enabler 
Guru of Decorum & Sarcasm


Hey! How come Habana is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?

A day without whiskey is like . . . just kidding, I have no idea!


87North

QuoteBrlesq - 5/29/2011  1:38 PM

QuoteRobert LG - 5/29/2011  12:33 PM

Quotelowpro75 - 5/29/2011  11:17 AM

Did I win?

Yep, game over! :lmao:  :lmao:

 :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:


 :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:   Holy Shyt... :lmao:
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metalhead y cigarguy

Very funny Rich. That was good. I really like the cactus one too.  :lmao:
I'm a Guru playing a Guru disguised as another Guru. 

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cocon

WOOOOO - Ric Flair

Train, say your prayers, and eat your vitamins - Hulk Hogan

87North

Quotecocon - 5/29/2011  8:00 PM

Al Gore was right......

IF it would just warm up a little bit more... :lmao:  :lmao:
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