Cigar Geek Reviews (realistic reviews)

Started by DonM, 05/03/2009 07:01 AM

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texlewee

#50
05/12/2009 08:21 AM
Gee, All you people are getting touchy.  

It's all cigars.  It's all good.

We're all BOTL.

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
" The only thing better than a good cigar is ANOTHER good cigar. "

" What a pleasant stain comes from an enemy's blood.  "

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Bob Cordell

#51
05/12/2009 08:22 AM
:lmao:
"I bet there's rich folks eating in fancy dining cars,
They're probably drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars"

mhuss

#52
05/12/2009 08:25 AM
I'm not gettin touchy.  I just think that we shouldn't make a huge deal out of someone else's review.  If they liked the stick, they liked the stick.  Who is someone else to say it isn't a good stick?  That's all I'm saying.

texlewee

#53
05/12/2009 08:28 AM
Mike's Getting Touchy !!! Mike's Getting Touchy!!!  Nya nya na Nya Nya :lmao:  :lmao:
" The only thing better than a good cigar is ANOTHER good cigar. "

" What a pleasant stain comes from an enemy's blood.  "

http://www.cigargeeks.com/index.php?action=humidors;area=public;member=texlewee

mhuss

#54
05/12/2009 08:52 AM
:lmao:

Thank you for that.  My day was starting to turn into a reminder of the seventh circle of Hell!  It's not even 10 am and my kids are bouncing off the walls and frustrating the heck outta me.  I needed a little laugh!  Thanks!

junglepete

#55
12/19/2018 03:24 PM
Bumping this thread because it was such a good read...enjoy!
Guru of Frugality

"It is your decisions, not your conditions that shape your life."  ~Tony Robbins~

Brlesq

#56
12/19/2018 03:27 PM
Quotejunglepete - 12/19/2018  4:24 PM

Bumping this thread because it was such a good read...enjoy!

Quite timely, Pete.  thanks!

Bruce
Chief Enabler 
Guru of Decorum & Sarcasm

Hey! How come Habana is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?

A day without whiskey is like . . . just kidding, I have no idea!

toby2

#57
12/19/2018 04:52 PM

:thumbsup: yeah! i've had folks pm and say "really dude?" about a review i did for Podman's release once. (and they were probably right!) he had been hooking me up and i think i was bit enthusiastic about a soso cigar. but hey that was my take that day.

i really think some folks have never smoked a cigar that wasn't 4 stars or better. once again. that's their thing.

i've also never tasted some of the wild stuff others do. but hey, that's their thing. the furniture polish finish a guy put in a review i read the other day made me grin. so a grin is always good for the soul... and there you go.

McBryde

#58
12/19/2018 06:37 PM
If you want a good laugh reading a great review, go read Bruce's, Brlesq's, review of the Pineapple White Owl here:

http://www.cigargeeks.com/index.php?action=cigars;area=showcig;cigar_id=86616

E
"A man's character is told by what he does when nobody else is around."

"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading" -- Thomas Jefferson

Kid Montana

#59
12/19/2018 08:50 PM
QuoteMcBryde - 12/19/2018  4:37 PM

If you want a good laugh reading a great review, go read Bruce's, Brlesq's, review of the Pineapple White Owl here:

http://www.cigargeeks.com/index.php?action=cigars;area=showcig;cigar_id=86616

E

 :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:

Wow, thanks for sharing Em, I had never read that one.  A detailed review by a true connoisseur.


I'd rather have a cigar...

SenorPablo

#60
12/19/2018 10:49 PM
Twenty years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope.  Now we have no jobs, no cash and no hope. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die!

05Venturer

#61
12/20/2018 06:42 AM
QuoteSenorPablo - 12/19/2018  10:49 PM

This is an oldie but a goodie:
http://www.cigargeeks.com/index.php?action=cigars;area=showcig;cigar_id=6974

-Paul

Fantastic  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:
Kent
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benchjockey

#62
12/20/2018 06:51 AM
A true classic.
You learn more by listening then you do from talking.

wescat

#63
12/20/2018 08:35 AM
QuoteSenorPablo - 12/19/2018  10:49 PM

This is an oldie but a goodie:
http://www.cigargeeks.com/index.php?action=cigars;area=showcig;cigar_id=6974

-Paul
That is a damn good one Paul.

THIS thread was a classic.................  http://www.cigargeeks.com/index.php?topic=4675.0
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In most realms, tranquility comes from ownership.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Beegerply

#64
12/20/2018 09:15 AM
QuoteSenorPablo - 12/20/2018  1:49 AM

This is an oldie but a goodie:
http://www.cigargeeks.com/index.php?action=cigars;area=showcig;cigar_id=6974

-Paul

Best review ever  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :biggrin:
Byron

Guru of small balls and big sticks
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DonM

#65
12/21/2018 06:59 AM
You all had to resurrect a thread I started over 9 years ago, Thanks  :lmao:  


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Cfickter

#66
12/21/2018 10:33 AM
I will offer my review of the Vega Fina Nicaragua Robusto

Vega Fina (DR) Nicaragua Robusto   6/25/2015 1:23:15 PM
Rating: 1 Star Rating   Edit this Review
It is nice to know that in this world of shoddy workmanship, participation trophies, and the Yugo that this cigar can be held up as a beacon of darkness to those same standards.
Trying to find the flavors in this cigars is about as easy as finding a good steak restaurant in Pyongyang. With the courts ruling out waterboarding the NSA has a new weapon in which to torture enemy combatants.
I got this cigar for free and still somehow feel I was cheated out of money.
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Gunga galunga ... gunga, gunga-lagunga." - Carl Spackler

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Koop

#67
12/21/2018 11:37 AM
QuoteMcBryde - 12/19/2018  4:37 PM

If you want a good laugh reading a great review, go read Bruce's, Brlesq's, review of the Pineapple White Owl here:

http://www.cigargeeks.com/index.php?action=cigars;area=showcig;cigar_id=86616

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 :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  Hilarious! I read this out loud so my wife and I could enjoy a good laugh.

DRuff

#68
12/21/2018 11:44 AM Last Edit: 12/21/2018 11:45 AM by DRuff
Longhorn's review of the Asylum Dragon's Milk is a classic  :lmao:
http://www.cigargeeks.com/index.php?action=cigars;area=showcig;cigar_id=91907
Reviewed by: Longhorn    12/28/2014 10:44:27 PM
Rating: 1 Star Rating
Fortunately, for this cigar, CG doesn't offer a lower rating.  

Marketing Description:
"Asylum Cigars are from the mind of Christian Eiroa. Solidly packed with all Nicaraguan tobacco, these cigars are sure to please anyone who enjoys a fine cigar. It's Habano wrapper releases plenty of smoke and gives a mellowed earthy taste with hints of leather to inundate your senses for an all around enjoyable smoke. Pick some up today!"

My Description:
"Asylum Cigars are from the mind of Christian Eiroa and an old barrel of musty beer. Solidly packed in a novelty milk carton with Nicaraguan tobacco leaves that wished they had been picked to go into a Philly Blunt. These cigars are sure to please... almost no one. Its Habano wrapper releases a pungent odor of New Holland beer that has been sitting in the sun for 3 hours (or a barrel for God knows how long). Oh, yea, there's plenty of smoke that yields a mellowed taste of moldy cheese with hints of a someone who spent all weekend drinking and hasn't showered. These cigars numb your senses for an all around yak inducing smoke. Save your money today!"

Deener27

#69
12/22/2018 07:28 AM
QuoteCfickter - 12/21/2018  10:33 AM

I got this cigar for free and still somehow feel I was cheated out of money.

Ole Mr. Fickter at his finest right there...


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